Tie me Wallaby down, mate

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I doff my cap to anyone who can catch a wallaby.

And the students' song of Adelaide University is Bestiality's Best, to the tune of Tie Me kangaroo Down, Mate.

Chorus
Bestiality's best, mate, bestiality's best
(F#$% a wallaby)
Bestiality's best, mate, bestiality's best

Stick ya dick in a pig, mate, stick ya dick in a pig
(F#$% a wallaby)
Stick ya dick in a pig, mate, stick ya dick in a pig

Why? 'cause...
Chrorus

Unload ya load on a toad, mate, unload ya load on a toad
(F#$% a Wallaby)
Unload ya load on a toad, mate, unload ya load on a toad

Why? 'cause ...
Chorus

etc.