Humor...I Need Humor...

lumberjim · 01-23-2008, 11:00 PM

post #1538....1538!! reminded me of a joke....

one day.....at the pearly gates.....

St Peter is confronted with 3 young black hoodlums. he asks, "yes, can I help you?"

the hoodlums say...."well, i guess we are going into heaven?"

St.Peter is dubious. he stammers, " uh....one moment, if you please...." and excuses himself. he picks up the hotline and God answers.

"Yes, Peter?"
"uh.....God.....there's 3 Ghetto Gang bangers at the gates asking to be let in....."
God says, "Well, Peter, if they are at the gates, then they must have led lives worthy of entry to heaven. we are all brothers, please let them in."

3 minutes later, God's phone rings again. It's Peter again.
"uh...God....they're gone!"

"The 3 Hoodlums?" God asks.

"No! The Pearly Gates!"

01-23-2008, 11:00 PM	#11
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	post #1538....1538!! reminded me of a joke.... one day.....at the pearly gates..... St Peter is confronted with 3 young black hoodlums. he asks, "yes, can I help you?" the hoodlums say...."well, i guess we are going into heaven?" St.Peter is dubious. he stammers, " uh....one moment, if you please...." and excuses himself. he picks up the hotline and God answers. "Yes, Peter?" "uh.....God.....there's 3 Ghetto Gang bangers at the gates asking to be let in....." God says, "Well, Peter, if they are at the gates, then they must have led lives worthy of entry to heaven. we are all brothers, please let them in." 3 minutes later, God's phone rings again. It's Peter again. "uh...God....they're gone!" "The 3 Hoodlums?" God asks. "No! The Pearly Gates!" __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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