Humor...I Need Humor...

[spudcon]

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked
pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I
found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.
We drank a bit, and we had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if
I ever had a 'Sportsman's Double?'.
'What's that?' I asked.
'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
'Oh,' I said as my mind began to embrace the idea, No I haven't.'
And I wondered what this daughter of hers might look like.
We drank a bit more, then she says with a wink that tonight was
'my lucky night'.
I went back to her place.
We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:
'Mom, You still awake?'