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xoxoxoBruce · 07-01-2008, 01:30 AM

$4 gas?

Radar · 07-02-2008, 12:08 PM

You might remember when this accident happened . . . four years ago this past March.

This Southwest Airlines flight from Vegas overshot the runway at
Burbank . The plane smashed past the airport fence, careened across the street and ended up with a collapsed landing gear.

xoxoxoBruce · 07-04-2008, 11:08 PM

Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement.
The first patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week.
The second sees the family doctor after waiting a week for an appointment, then waits eighteen weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another month and then, finally, has his surgery scheduled for 6 months from then.
Why the different treatment for the two patients?
The first is a golden retriever, the second is a man.

Pico and ME · 07-08-2008, 05:57 PM

Damn. Thats horribly sad because its to true.

07-01-2008, 01:30 AM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	$4 gas? Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-02-2008, 12:08 PM	#2
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	4 Years Ago You might remember when this accident happened . . . four years ago this past March. This Southwest Airlines flight from Vegas overshot the runway at Burbank . The plane smashed past the airport fence, careened across the street and ended up with a collapsed landing gear. Attached Images __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

07-04-2008, 11:08 PM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement. The first patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week. The second sees the family doctor after waiting a week for an appointment, then waits eighteen weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another month and then, finally, has his surgery scheduled for 6 months from then. Why the different treatment for the two patients? The first is a golden retriever, the second is a man. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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07-08-2008, 05:57 PM	#4
Pico and ME Are you knock-kneed? Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Middle Hoosierland Posts: 3,549	Damn. Thats horribly sad because its to true.

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