Humor...I Need Humor...

[BrianR]

Bin Laden and Pres. George W. Bush agree to meet up in Afghanistan for the first round of talks in a new peace process. When George sits down, he notices three buttons on the arm of Bin Laden's chair. They begin talking.



After about five minutes Bin Laden presses the first button. A boxing glove springs out of a box on the desk and punches Bush in the face.



Annoyed, Bush carries on talking as Bin Laden laughs.



A few minutes later the second button is pressed. This time a big boot comes out and kicks Bush in the shin.



Again Bin Laden laughs, and again George carries on talking, not wanting to put off the bigger issue of peace between the two countries.



But when the third button is pressed and another boot comes out and kicks Bush square in the privates, he's finally had enough. "I'm headin' back home!" he calmly says. "We'll finish these talks in Washington in two weeks!"



A fortnight passes and Bin Laden flies to the United States for talks. As the two men sit down, Bin Laden notices three buttons on Bush's chair arm and prepares himself for the Texan's retaliation. They begin talking and George presses the first button. Bin Laden ducks, but nothing happens.



George snickers but they continue talking.



A few minutes later he presses the second button. Bin Laden jumps up, but again nothing happens. Bush roars with laughter.



They continue the talks but when the third button is pressed, Bin Laden jumps up again, but again nothing happen.



Bush falls on the floor in a fit of hysterics.



"Forget this," says Bin Laden. "I'm going back to Afghanistan!!"



George W. says, through tears of laughter, "What Afghanistan?"