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footfootfoot · 11-05-2008, 07:10 PM

The next guy in line is naked except for a flan covering his penis.
"What kind of emotion are you?"
"I'm fuckin' dis custard"

ZenGum · 11-05-2008, 11:54 PM

Well, this didn't take long.

One potential problem with the new president elect:

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bartman · 11-06-2008, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

Well, this didn't take long.

One potential problem with the new president elect:

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Down here, it's pronounced 'fiddy'

jester · 11-06-2008, 03:50 PM

A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price.
Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.

Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy ), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'
She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'
He never heard the shot.
Funeral on Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin.

11-05-2008, 07:10 PM	#1
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	The next guy in line is naked except for a flan covering his penis. "What kind of emotion are you?" "I'm fuckin' dis custard" __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

11-05-2008, 11:54 PM	#2
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Well, this didn't take long. One potential problem with the new president elect: __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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11-06-2008, 03:50 PM	#4
jester why so serious Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,712	A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him. Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy ), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.' She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!' He never heard the shot. Funeral on Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin.

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