Jan 8, 2009: President, ex-Presidents, and future President meet

Undertoad · 01-07-2009, 07:20 PM

- GHWB gives BHO the real deal on White House protocol - which salad fork to use
- BHO listens intently to the only guy in the room who knows exactly who should run the CIA, but only talks about salad forks
- GWB masters that "doof" look, arms dangling forward while he turns his left foot just so. awkward
- WJC masters looking Presidential at all times when a camera is present
- Nobody will stand right next to JEC, Uncle Jimmy, so he just grimaces, all frumpy in his ill-fitting suit

It ain't exactly Dogs Playing Poker, but what do you make of it?

Beestie · 01-07-2009, 07:35 PM

They play poker, drink whiskey and agree that "fooling all of the people some of the time" is the best strategy.

corydodt · 01-07-2009, 07:49 PM

My god, the only one of them who doesn't need permission to be in that room is GWB, and he's the one who looks most like a retarded tourist on vacation in DC.

classicman · 01-07-2009, 07:56 PM

WJC looks like he's reminiscing bout some gooood times had in that room.

Griff · 01-07-2009, 08:28 PM

I say we go box and one and man up on the black kid.

richlevy · 01-07-2009, 08:34 PM

If I were standing between the two Bushes, I'd be protecting my groin, too.

At any point during lunch, do you think Bush Sr. said "Let's all discuss how we can keep Jr. out of jail".

Actually, Bill looks like the most poised one in that group. Of course, he's also the only one who's hands we can't see. I don't think I need a body language specialist to explain that.

classicman · 01-07-2009, 09:19 PM

Bill is the most poised in that group - Carter and GW look like buffoons and Obama and GHWB are actually talkin about the back nine at the presidential golf course.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-07-2009, 09:31 PM

Beestie · 01-07-2009, 09:39 PM

xoB that is freaking hilarious!

Oh, and Griff, you man up on Obama-not-yo-mamma and we'll zone out the three-point set shot boyz.

Oh, xoB - one thought... Bush's bubble (W not GHWB) could also say:

[Calienda]"I can't wait till January 20th. I can haz LIQUOR! I can haz DRUNK. I can't haz pronounce big words for $hit anyway - might as well can haz some drunkification. Hehehe." <expressionless smirk waiting for applause that never comes>[/Calienda]

Clodfobble · 01-07-2009, 11:09 PM

It's interesting that Carter and Clinton ended up standing next to each other, since they're reportedly the two out of the group who like each other the least.

Shawnee123 · 01-08-2009, 07:20 AM

OK...I have to leave for a while...bruce's post has me laughing so hard I'm going to get caught playing.

soooooo funny.

lookout123 · 01-08-2009, 01:12 PM

GHWB: and I just held the back of her head and wouldn't let go...
BHO: uh, Mr Bush? The microphones are on.
GWB: huhhuh, he'll never find the shrimp in the curtain rods.
WJC: dumbasses never even cleaned that couch stain. ah, mon...
JEC: I'm committing lust right now and they don't even know.

Shawnee123 · 01-08-2009, 01:24 PM

G-dub in that pic puts me in mind of when Andy Kaufman did Mighty Mouse "Heeerrrrre I come to save the dayyyyyyy."

spudcon · 01-08-2009, 03:31 PM

The real conversation.

capnhowdy · 01-08-2009, 06:12 PM

Looks like a bank robbery in progress. In a way I guess it is/was.

01-07-2009, 07:20 PM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Jan 8, 2009: President, ex-Presidents, and future President meet - GHWB gives BHO the real deal on White House protocol - which salad fork to use - BHO listens intently to the only guy in the room who knows exactly who should run the CIA, but only talks about salad forks - GWB masters that "doof" look, arms dangling forward while he turns his left foot just so. awkward - WJC masters looking Presidential at all times when a camera is present - Nobody will stand right next to JEC, Uncle Jimmy, so he just grimaces, all frumpy in his ill-fitting suit It ain't exactly Dogs Playing Poker, but what do you make of it?

01-07-2009, 07:35 PM	#2
Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 4,081	They play poker, drink whiskey and agree that "fooling all of the people some of the time" is the best strategy. __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦

01-07-2009, 07:56 PM	#4
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	WJC looks like he's reminiscing bout some gooood times had in that room. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

01-07-2009, 08:28 PM	#5
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	I say we go box and one and man up on the black kid. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

01-07-2009, 08:34 PM	#6
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	If I were standing between the two Bushes, I'd be protecting my groin, too. At any point during lunch, do you think Bush Sr. said "Let's all discuss how we can keep Jr. out of jail". Actually, Bill looks like the most poised one in that group. Of course, he's also the only one who's hands we can't see. I don't think I need a body language specialist to explain that. __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama

01-07-2009, 07:49 PM	#3
corydodt Writer of Writings Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 14	My god, the only one of them who doesn't need permission to be in that room is GWB, and he's the one who looks most like a retarded tourist on vacation in DC.

01-07-2009, 09:19 PM	#7
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Bill is the most poised in that group - Carter and GW look like buffoons and Obama and GHWB are actually talkin about the back nine at the presidential golf course. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

01-07-2009, 09:31 PM	#8
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	__________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-07-2009, 09:39 PM	#9
Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 4,081	xoB that is freaking hilarious! Oh, and Griff, you man up on Obama-not-yo-mamma and we'll zone out the three-point set shot boyz. Oh, xoB - one thought... Bush's bubble (W not GHWB) could also say: [Calienda]"I can't wait till January 20th. I can haz LIQUOR! I can haz DRUNK. I can't haz pronounce big words for $hit anyway - might as well can haz some drunkification. Hehehe." <expressionless smirk waiting for applause that never comes>[/Calienda] __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦ Last edited by Beestie; 01-07-2009 at 09:46 PM.

01-07-2009, 11:09 PM	#10
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	It's interesting that Carter and Clinton ended up standing next to each other, since they're reportedly the two out of the group who like each other the least. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

01-08-2009, 07:20 AM	#11
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	OK...I have to leave for a while...bruce's post has me laughing so hard I'm going to get caught playing. soooooo funny. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-08-2009, 01:12 PM	#12
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	GHWB: and I just held the back of her head and wouldn't let go... BHO: uh, Mr Bush? The microphones are on. GWB: huhhuh, he'll never find the shrimp in the curtain rods. WJC: dumbasses never even cleaned that couch stain. ah, mon... JEC: I'm committing lust right now and they don't even know. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

01-08-2009, 01:24 PM	#13
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	G-dub in that pic puts me in mind of when Andy Kaufman did Mighty Mouse "Heeerrrrre I come to save the dayyyyyyy." __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-08-2009, 03:31 PM	#14
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	The real conversation. Attached Images __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

01-08-2009, 06:12 PM	#15
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Looks like a bank robbery in progress. In a way I guess it is/was. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

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