YOU BOUGHT ME A CAR!!!

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Oh dammit, who the fuck parked in my driveway while I was out? Probably one of Jackie's kids' friends... now there'll be a full house and my friend is visiting...



Whoa... those little papers aren't just random... I know those people!



Are you serious? Are you fucking kidding me?



You AREN'T KIDDING ME! The dwellars chipped in and BOUGHT ME BASIC TRANSPORTATION!

I love you people you know that? This changes everything -- if I get the job I interviewed for last Wednesday, I can actually GET THERE and earn enough money to keep the house where the rest of my life is.

AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, I DON'T FEEL LIKE A TOTAL LOSER.

I LOVE YOU PEOPLE!!!

I will now collect all the pieces of paper and will thank each of you personally over the weekend.

And you, James -- you --



It is a beautiful thing you and you all have done.

It's even a 5 speed!!!!

They even armor-all'd the tires. I don't deserve this!!

Jim. My friends. Merry Christmas to you all and may your God bless you, every one.