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03-06-2009, 06:58 PM
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Looking forward to open mic night.
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All 5'2 of me will throttle you. It should feel a little like a red ant bight.
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03-10-2009, 04:45 AM
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Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
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All 5'2" of me use to get in regular fights, I wouldn't say I won, but I didn't lose. I'm too old and decrepit now, its too hard to lift my arms up high enough to hit anyone in the face, 'cept for a midget. But everyone knows you can't beat a midget in a fight.
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03-10-2009, 11:02 AM
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Magnificent Bastard
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03-10-2009, 11:12 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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 In fact, you're ZHUGE!
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03-10-2009, 11:36 AM
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Magnificent Bastard
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Zing!
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03-10-2009, 12:03 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Don't you mean Zhing? :p
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