What bits are you missing? - Page 5

busterb · 03-09-2009, 12:12 PM

Someone suggested I might be missing untold body parts, Why? Only some of the above ones. Really there's more of me that once was

Cloud · 03-09-2009, 12:17 PM

just some teeth. so far!

SeaSickSiren · 03-09-2009, 01:21 PM

Thanks for the welcome

Well it was all I had! At least I tried

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

Welcome, Siren.
Sadly, we already have wisdom teeth.
Still, they might be worth something on the ivory market

Unless we are going to make a ship out of them...

Oh, sorry that was nails (and a theory now disproved) (Link to Snopes).

Elspode · 03-09-2009, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

A good, yes an entire colon, that's more like it.....

Elspode · 03-09-2009, 01:43 PM

Much as it pleases you for me to have made such a major contribution, I'd just as soon still have it. Not in the condition it was in when removed, but still ...

monster · 03-09-2009, 02:04 PM

sorry, dude.

and, Steve.... yes! bwahahaha...

DanaC · 03-09-2009, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas

Wait, what's going on here?? Monster, are you trying to collect enough parts to make a spare human being??

It's alive!

monster · 03-09-2009, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas

Wait, what's going on here?? Monster, are you trying to collect enough parts to make a spare human being??

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

So

tonsils
wisdom teeth
gall bladder
thumbnail
half a thyroid
knee cartilage

Monster's Frankenstein is still somewhat incomplete..... we need more body parts!

Since then we've added a few more bits. if ican't manage a whole-ish person ...well lunch will be on me

ZenGum · 03-09-2009, 06:15 PM

It's going to have a hell of a lot of teeth and moles, it seems.

TheMercenary · 03-09-2009, 06:37 PM

ZenGum · 03-09-2009, 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

A good, yes an entire colon, that's more like it::::::

Fixed the grammar for ya

Sundae · 03-10-2009, 06:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

Since then we've added a few more bits. if ican't manage a whole-ish person ...well lunch will be on me

How about a whore-ish person?
I have my price... and it's pretty much guaranteed to be $1 less than the next best offer!

I can contribute some skin. Nice skin too, young and tender - I always peeled as a child. Mum tried to marry her obsession with fresh air with my fair skin, and something always got burned. Me. She became more careful after I kept getting sunstroke and ruining teatime by being explosively sick and then whining all night..

Oh and the bits of flesh I left on the pavements of Aylesbury while I was still physically brave.

And blood? You'll need that too. I've been a blood donor for nearly 20 years now. And lord knows how many blood tests (I had three just this morning. She had nearly an armful out of me I can tell you!)

See, I can contribute when I put my mind to it!

LabRat · 03-10-2009, 09:38 AM

Sundae's post reminded me that I once had to have a toenail removed to facilitate healing after a running injury. Always buy your shoes at a qualified running store people. [/Now You Know]

So throw a toenail on the growing pile of bits

wolf · 03-10-2009, 10:27 AM

Gall Bladder

Wisdom Teeth. Two impacted, one partially erupted, two fully erupted.

Yeah. Five.

There is a sixth, but it was too high up in the jawline to make it worth digging for.

I'm a mutant.

dar512 · 03-10-2009, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by wolf

I'm a mutant.

Has Professor Xavier contacted you yet?

03-09-2009, 12:12 PM	#61
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	Someone suggested I might be missing untold body parts, Why? Only some of the above ones. Really there's more of me that once was __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

03-09-2009, 12:17 PM	#62
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	just some teeth. so far! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

03-09-2009, 01:43 PM	#65
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Much as it pleases you for me to have made such a major contribution, I'd just as soon still have it. Not in the condition it was in when removed, but still ... __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

03-09-2009, 02:04 PM	#66
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	sorry, dude. and, Steve.... yes! bwahahaha... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-09-2009, 06:15 PM	#69
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	It's going to have a hell of a lot of teeth and moles, it seems. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

03-09-2009, 06:37 PM	#70
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	__________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

03-10-2009, 09:38 AM	#73
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	Sundae's post reminded me that I once had to have a toenail removed to facilitate healing after a running injury. Always buy your shoes at a qualified running store people. [/Now You Know] So throw a toenail on the growing pile of bits __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

03-10-2009, 10:27 AM	#74
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Gall Bladder Wisdom Teeth. Two impacted, one partially erupted, two fully erupted. Yeah. Five. There is a sixth, but it was too high up in the jawline to make it worth digging for. I'm a mutant. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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