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It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
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If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you.
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03-09-2009, 07:23 PM
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ouch
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03-09-2009, 10:03 PM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.   Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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03-09-2009, 11:08 PM
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It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
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Damn you, CG, now there's lemonade all over the screen.
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03-10-2009, 01:42 AM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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Shouldn't it be in a cup?
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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03-10-2009, 07:27 AM
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It's fizzier off a screen.
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03-10-2009, 10:42 AM
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Lemonade isn't fizzy in the states.
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03-11-2009, 01:30 AM
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Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
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Cap'n Howdy, actually, scrotal inflation (irrigation?) isn't terribly painful, just a mild squeezing sensation, and weight. The worst part is inserting the infuser. The swelling goes down in a day or two.
Brian
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03-11-2009, 05:07 AM
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Oh no, you did not let me find this thread.
Time to dip into my stash of special pics.  
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03-11-2009, 07:06 AM
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Blatantly Homosapien
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O M F G !
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03-11-2009, 08:46 AM
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Your Bartender
Join Date: Jan 2002
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I actually just finished a book that had a scrotal irrigation scene. (Crooked Little Vein by Warren Ellis)
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03-11-2009, 09:01 AM
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What are you doing in the WTF NSFW thread, SD?
Go back to your room!
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03-11-2009, 09:14 AM
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Didn't you mean "Go back to my room!" B??
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03-11-2009, 09:39 AM
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Your Bartender
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Now, now, ladies, no need to fight . . . .
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03-11-2009, 01:42 PM
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I do really like the care they took in sterilizing the "instrument" with a disposable lighter, though. I do know that if I was ever confronted by such a beast, I would be SO the fuck out of there, regardless of how interesting he was before the pants came off. ick. I mean there should be some kind of warning posted ... BEWARE: Intentionally deformed johnson, or something. That is so not right on so many levels. Let me guess. He's actually a virgin ...
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