April 8, 2009: Badger

Coign · 04-07-2009, 01:19 PM

Sent to me in an e-mail. I did a quick Google and the closest thing I could find was this forum which repeated the words I had in the e-mail sent to me.

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I sell farm equipment and was sent this today.

By the way, it is not DEAD.

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I am pretty sure this qualifies as one of the things that really pisses a badger off..

http://board.moparts.org/ubbthreads/...5&Main=5123625

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(And,) yes it was freed.

They drove up in the truck next to the bail and cut the strings to let it loose. It was indeed hacked the *&%$^ off (with just reason i would think).
this was done last year from what I understand.

Its not uncommon at all to bail up skunks, rabits and what not when hay season rolls around.

I have totally had days like this.

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Sheldonrs · 04-07-2009, 01:36 PM

Never badger the hey and never hey the badger.

Trilby · 04-07-2009, 01:37 PM

that's a picture of a badger, badger, badger.

Pie · 04-07-2009, 01:40 PM

I wonder if it survived!?

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Hey 340- you got a recepe for one of them thangs???

boiled ,baked or fried?
I would say Gumbo but everone would be Badgering me for the reciepe

Apparently, they think like us over at the moparts forum.

corydodt · 04-07-2009, 04:44 PM

At least it wasn't a SNAKE SNAKE oh it's a SNAKE oh a SNAAAAAAKE

Flint · 04-07-2009, 09:03 PM

Oh, what the heck. Badgerphone:

wolf · 04-07-2009, 09:11 PM

Was it not bad enough that it was rolling around unbidden in all of our heads? You had to make it WORSE.

newtimer · 04-07-2009, 09:34 PM

Objection, your honor. Those hayseed farmers are witnessing the badger!

hipshot · 04-07-2009, 10:44 PM

Let's not forget Raul...:

Trilby · 04-07-2009, 10:56 PM

I've changed my mind: Next time I walk down the aisle it's gonna be to bananaphone.

My next divorce will be to Viking Kitties.

xoxoxoBruce · 04-08-2009, 12:52 AM

Good one Coign, thanks.

Man, I wouldn't want to be in the same town when they cut him loose.

Crimson Ghost · 04-08-2009, 12:53 AM

I once poked a badger with a spoon....

ZenGum · 04-08-2009, 12:59 AM

"Bale up!!!" Cried the outlaw.

"Forget it buster ... I'm carrying a badger" said the law man.

Trilby · 04-08-2009, 02:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost

I once poked a badger with a spoon....

oh, quit bragging. I once poked a panther with a spork.

ZenGum · 04-08-2009, 04:05 AM

Oh yeah? Well once I tickled a bear with chopsticks!

04-07-2009, 01:36 PM	#2
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	Never badger the hey and never hey the badger. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

04-07-2009, 01:37 PM	#3
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	that's a picture of a badger, badger, badger. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

04-07-2009, 09:03 PM	#6
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Oh, what the heck. Badgerphone: __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

04-07-2009, 09:11 PM	#7
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Was it not bad enough that it was rolling around unbidden in all of our heads? You had to make it WORSE. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

04-07-2009, 10:44 PM	#9
hipshot Enlarged to show texture Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 80	Let's not forget Raul...: __________________ "When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car."

04-07-2009, 04:44 PM	#5
corydodt Writer of Writings Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 14	At least it wasn't a SNAKE SNAKE oh it's a SNAKE oh a SNAAAAAAKE

04-07-2009, 09:34 PM	#8
newtimer Operations Operative Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 479	Objection, your honor. Those hayseed farmers are witnessing the badger!

04-07-2009, 10:56 PM	#10
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I've changed my mind: Next time I walk down the aisle it's gonna be to bananaphone. My next divorce will be to Viking Kitties. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

04-08-2009, 12:52 AM	#11
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Good one Coign, thanks. Man, I wouldn't want to be in the same town when they cut him loose. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

04-08-2009, 12:53 AM	#12
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	I once poked a badger with a spoon.... __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

04-08-2009, 12:59 AM	#13
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	"Bale up!!!" Cried the outlaw. "Forget it buster ... I'm carrying a badger" said the law man. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

04-08-2009, 04:05 AM	#15
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Oh yeah? Well once I tickled a bear with chopsticks! __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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