My hero!

[Yznhymr]

Originally Posted by lumberjim

who's that fruit loop in the pants?

"Long John" Daly is his name, and being the most entertaining screw up in the sport of golf is his game. Watching him is like watching a train wreck in slow-mo...can't seem to take your eyes off.

Here's some of his quotes (that I love) listed on Wikip...

"There are probably some things I could do to keep my flexibility up, but I'd rather smoke, drink Diet Cokes and eat."

"I believe nicotine plus caffeine equals protein."

"Some folks say I don't deserve such a beautiful wife. But hey, I earn money. Surely that is a reason!"