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06-07-2009, 08:34 PM
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The girl, doing her best Philippe.
Me: Why do you like wearing your shoes so much? Her: Because you're tall! Me: You like to wear your shoes because it makes you taller? Her: Yes! Me: What's so good about being tall? Her: EATING SAUSAGE!
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06-09-2009, 09:48 AM
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is fleeing the scene
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