Humor...I Need Humor...

[BrianR]

I should have stopped for a sec to think
Before I decided to just click that link
Hey, Yahoo is where all the fun is at
What's this thing that they call chat?
I was unprepared for what I had in store
Just as soon as I entered that little door
An adventure of sorts that was for sure
What can I say I was so innocent and pure!
Now don't laugh at me yet I just got started
Telling you my story of the world uncharted
At first I wasn't sure exactly what to think
Little did I know I would soon need a shrink
All I could see were words on the screen
Thinking to myself, "What does all this mean"
I began to hear many different voices speaking
As soon as I heard this I just started freaking
I observed these people and I started to learn
Midnight hours I was begining to burn
No one told me yahoo was so addicting
With my real life it began conflicting
Naive I was because I believed them all
I didn't know my heart was subject to fall
I can't believe the things people would say
Do they come here and act like this every day?
The cam invites came out of no where
I could accept them if I should dare
Man I wish I hadn't looked at this prick
Oh god, what is that he is about to lick?
I was asked if I would get naked on cam
Oh my lord, I think it is time I scram
I saw a Canadian not wearing any drawers
I am pretty sure they sell those in stores
The more I sit here the stranger they get
Did I just hear someone on the mic howling?
One guy asked, "Do you swallow or spit"
Must be the right time for midnight prowling
Anything can happen this is yahoo you know
But I am certain I don't want another cam show
I just heard a moaning contest on the mic
Now this kind of chat I can assuredly like
The winner even made my toes curl
She sent my sensual desires for a whirl

Hot seat is a game that they all like to play
Most assured a fun game until it goes astray
Strange things may occur in here for sure
But some of these people seem so pure
Trust is something that is hard to find
A true heart seems to be a rare find
People are real, this I learned from the start
Emotions and feelings run deep in their hearts
Personalities of many you will find in here
Some of them are close and I hold them dear

I think I enjoy this Yahoo place too much
I seem to use it as my everyday crutch
Well it is that time for me to stop rambling
Just thought I would share my bit of gambling