Humor...I Need Humor...

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Here's an old, political joke involving a chauffeur. It takes place long before her saintiness, Diana, passed away.

Diana and the Queen mum were out going for a drive in the country (HA! It's a joke, remember? Suspend disbelief for ten seconds) when they car was summoned by a woman in distress. The Queen ordered her driver to stop and ask how they could help.

As they opened the window the woman stuck a gun in the driver's face and told them all to get out of the car. She turned to the queen and said, "Give me your diamond necklace! I always see you going out and about with that necklace. Give it to me!"

The queen very calmly replied that it was at the jeweler's having a loose stone re-set.

The woman turned to Diana and said, "Give me your Tiara, Diana! I always see you wearing that tiara. I want it, NOW!"

Diana very calmly replied that her tiara was being cleaned that day and that is why she wasn't wearing it.

"Well, give me the keys to the Bentley, and shove off."

The robber drove away and the queen, Diana, and the chauffeur began to walk back home. Along the way, The queen turned to Diana and said, "I could have sworn I saw you wearing your tiara when we got into the car."

Diana replied, "Yes, I was. But when we got closer to the woman I became suspicious, so I removed it and hid it in my vagina. Now that you mention it, weren't you wearing your diamond necklace?"

"I was. And like you I became suspicious so I also secreted it in my vagina."

They walked on in silence for a while and the queen said, "It's a shame Fergie wasn't with us; we'd still have the Bentley."