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Old 01-02-2010, 10:49 AM   #1
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OK, we've established what you are; now let's haggle over price.:p
You can call me whatever you want for $330 million no haggling necessary
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Old 01-04-2010, 08:51 PM   #2
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You can call me whatever you want for $330 million no haggling necessary
Will you take a check?
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Old 01-05-2010, 12:48 PM   #3
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A man took his dog to the vet and told him the dog had a piece of lettuce sticking out of his butt. He asked, "Is this serious, doc?" The vet examined the dog and said, " I`m afraid this is only the tip of the iceberg."
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Our first dog took a liking to kleenex. More than once I had to pull a wad of kleenex out of her hinder because it wouldn't pass. That was not my favorite chore.
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Old 01-05-2010, 02:02 PM   #5
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Hinder? OMG Dar you are so German!

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Old 01-05-2010, 02:11 PM   #6
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Hinder? OMG Dar you are so German!
Is that word indicative? It's true, though. My Mom was 100% German background.
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Old 01-05-2010, 05:40 PM   #7
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Our first dog took a liking to kleenex. More than once I had to pull a wad of kleenex out of her hinder because it wouldn't pass. That was not my favorite chore.
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Hinder? OMG Dar you are so German!
Google Translator says you pulled Kleenex out of your dog's 'obstructive'.
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Google Translator says you pulled Kleenex out of your dog's 'obstructive'.
It was obstructive, all right - or at least the kleenex was.
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