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01-15-2010, 11:32 AM | #1 |
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Federal Bureau of Investigation
Counter-terrorism Division and Cyber Crime Division J. Edgar. Hoover Building Washington DC Attention Beneficiary, Records show that you are among one of the individuals and organizations who are yet to receive their overdue payment from overseas which includes those of Lottery/Gambling, Contract and Inheritance. Through our Fraud Monitory Unit we have also noticed that over the past you have been transacting with some imposters [ it would be nice if they knew how to spell impostors]and fraudsters [ I have been dealing with scammers? Wow the FBI knows everything!]who have been impersonating the likes of Prof. Soludo of the Central Bank Of Nigeria, Mr. Patrick Aziza, Frank, Anderson, none officials of Oceanic Bank, Zenith Banks, Kelvin Young of HSBC, Ben of FedEx, Ibrahim Sule, Dr. Usman Shamsuddeen and some imposters claiming to be The Federal Bureau of Investigation. The Cyber Crime Division of the FBI gathered information from the Internet Crime Complaint Center (ICCC) formerly known as the Internet Fraud Complaint Center (IFCC) of how some people have lost outrageous sums of money to these imposters. As a result of this we hereby advise you to stop communication with any one not referred to you by us We have negotiated with the Federal Ministry of Finance that your payment totaling $6,100,000.00 be released to you via a custom pin based ATM card with a maximum withdrawal limit of $5,000 a day which is powered by Visa Card and can be used anywhere in the world were you see a Visa Card Logo [Nice Visa commercial maybe they should learn to use spell check or learn to spell] on the Automatic Teller Machine (ATM). We have advised that this should be the only way at which you are to receive your payment because it’s more guaranteed, [English language skills would be a plus]since over $5 billion was lost on fake check year 2009. [ my fake 2009 check must have been lost in the mail] We guarantee 100% receipt of your payment, because we have perfected everything in regards to the release of your $6.1 million United States Dollars to be 100% risk free and free from any hitches as it’s our duty to protect you. (This is as a result of the mandate from US Government to make sure all debts owed to people which includes Inheritance, Contract, Gambling/Lottery etc are been cleared for the betterment of the current economic status of the nation [ is this part of Obama's economic recovery plan?]and its citizens as he bas always believed “Our Time for Change has come” because “Change can happen [oh look an ad for Obama!] To redeem your fund you are hereby advised to contact the ATM Card Center via email for their requirement to proceed and procure your Approval of Payment Warrant and Endorsement of your ATM Release Order on your behalf which will cost you $220 only nothing more and no hidden fees as everything else has been taken cared of by the Federal Government including taxes, custom paper and clearance duty so all you will ever need to pay is $220 only. Contact Information Name: Dr. Andrew Hall Phone: +23412132294 or 01123412132294 Email: andrew_hall@yahoo.cn Do contact Dr. Andrew Hall of the ATM Card Center via his contact details above and furnish him with your details as listed below,calling him on his hot line will be faster than to email him: [I am impressed the man has a hotline! But he has a strange amount of numbers ] Your full Name: Your Address: Home/Cell Phone: Occupation: Age: On contacting him with your details your files would be updated and he will be sending you the payment information in which you will use in making payment of $220 via Western Union Money Transfer for the procurement of your Approval of Payment Warrant and Endorsement of your ATM Release Order. [Only $220? Wonder if they take monopoly money] After which the delivery of your ATM card will be effected to your designated home address without any further delay, extra fee or any authority raising eyebrow. [wouldn't want any authorities raising their eyebrows ] Upon receipt of payment the delivery officer will ensure that your package is sent within 24 working hours. Because we are so sure of everything we are giving you a 100% money back guarantee if you do not receive your ATM CARD Shippment Confirmation within the next 24hrs after you have made the payment for shipping. Once again we are so sure of you receiving your payment at no any other cost as we have taking it upon our duty to monitor everything in other to stop cyber crime that is perpetrated by those impostors. [You are looking after me ] Thanks and hope to read from you soon. [Read from me?] ROBERT S. MUELLER III, DIRECTOR FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535 TELEPHONE: 206-666-6000 FAX: 206-666-0000 Note: Disregard any email you get from any impostors [ oh look they spelled impostors correctly here, maybe they had primates writing the first part of the message. ]or offices claiming to be in possession of your ATM card, you are hereby advice only to be in contact with Dr Patrick Hofer [weird this email said its from ROBERT S. MUELLER III who is Dr Hofer?] of the ATM card center who is the rightful person to deal with in regards to your payment and forward any emails you get from impostors to this office via the above fax number so we could act upon it immediately. Help stop cyber crime. [guffaw]
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01-15-2010, 02:33 PM | #2 |
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Competition is getting pretty fierce; I'll bet "Prof. Soludo of the Central Bank Of Nigeria, Mr. Patrick Aziza, Frank, Anderson, none officials of Oceanic Bank, Zenith Banks, Kelvin Young of HSBC, Ben of FedEx, Ibrahim Sule, Dr. Usman Shamsuddeen" are all other 419ers that live on his block.
btw it's Dr. Andrew Hall of the ATM Card Center you need top contact, not ROBERT S. MUELLER III or Dr Patrick Hofer.
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01-15-2010, 02:38 PM | #3 |
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OMG, thanks for pointing that out... I almost sent my money to the wrong person.
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01-15-2010, 02:47 PM | #4 |
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Help take a byte out of cyber crime.
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