Things you should do.

[wolf]

Originally posted by sycamore
In my observations, I've noticed that white women hate being called "cunt", while black women hate being called "bitch".

Probably because no one has been left alive to report on the reaction of a black woman being called a cunt ...

[lumberjim]

Originally posted by juju
What's wrong with being called a cunt? I really like pussy. I think it's great.

Hell, every single time I've encountered it, it's given me immense pleasure. I worship cunts. They are the givers of <i>life</i>. My daughter was born from a cunt just two weeks ago.

What the hell is wrong with being called a cunt?

I just wanted to make sure nobody missed this

[lumberjim]

granted. i forget. i missed her link the first time, and by the time you pointed it out, the link no longer works, so i never read it. from context, i can infer that she cited a law to back her argument that turned out not to really be a law? what a cunt!

oooooooooooh! sorry! that slipped out. that is the c word, though, bruce. i save that one for really big problems. maybe you could revise it to one of the following:

crapeater
fartknocker
asshat
beeeotch
dirty little whore
butmunch
ignorant slut
craploader
turd
fucker
shitstain
(or other tier 2 swear words)

Originally posted by HaywardNelson
I prefer "choad", lumberjim. Hee.
Calling someone c**t because they did a quick google search and came up with a site that appeared legit (but maybe not, in hindsight) is worthy of dishing out possibly the most horribly offensive word to call a woman? Hi, Sid Vicous? That you?
Wow. You must be transparant what with having such very, baby-fine, thin skin.
Yeesh!

ETA: lumberjim, I just noticed you have choad as your description. I'll have to pick a new one.
How's about dungslurper?

i hope you were able to detect the irony of that post. i am confused by your reply.....don't know who you're telling what. who's thin skinned? and dungslurper? your title or mine?

no irony or sarcasm....just so your clear....i dont understand your last post. do it over.

oh, and what does ETA stand for?

Originally posted by HaywardNelson
Someone who tosses about phrases such as "easily offended retard from the 51st state" (btw: how cliche and tacky) and then follows it up with a kung-pow such as "this is a board for grown-ups" needs to re-evaluate why he is holding his pink bedazzled dunce cap.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

WTG with the 2 year late comeback. BA-ZING!

If I can say something that makes you cringe, I'll say it. Because that's the kind of guy I am. Cunt.

[jeni]

ETA: edited to add.

[slang]

Originally posted by juju
I worship cunts.

Quick question.

cunts or just one cunt

I thought they were issued one per female unit.

[HaywardNelson]

Could you point out the lie to cover the lie? Just so I know where all my lies are?

[HaywardNelson]

Originally posted by juju
What's wrong with being called a cunt? I really like pussy. I think it's great.

Hell, every single time I've encountered it, it's given me immense pleasure. I worship cunts. They are the givers of <i>life</i>. My daughter was born from a cunt just two weeks ago.

What the hell is wrong with being called a cunt?

Thanks for the info. I'll keep it in mind.
*sigh* Someone missed the femminism train.

[slang]

Ut ooh. Lampshade used the "f" word

[HaywardNelson]

Originally posted by dave


Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

WTG with the 2 year late comeback. BA-ZING!

If I can say something that makes you cringe, I'll say it. Because that's the kind of guy I am. Cunt.

Ah, Dave. How to describe you?
You know the type of person who makes you feel inferior with such supreme knowlege of current events, socio-political issues and with wit that would make grandma shed tears of joy?;
the type of person who leaves you hanging with such curiosity that loins actually quiver with every word he/she writes?;
The type who's very existance makes us all feel as though a higher power has blessed us internally?

Well, that would be Bizzaro Dave.

Real life you?-- a political mess with a head somewhat resembling, both in appearance and psychological depth, a hemorrhoid.

[slang]

(trying to reconfigure the ignore list to disable specific threads instead of users)

Originally posted by HaywardNelson
Ah, Dave. How to describe you?
You know the type of person who makes you feel inferior with such supreme knowlege of current events, socio-political issues and with wit that would make grandma shed tears of joy?;
the type of person who leaves you hanging with such curiosity that loins actually quiver with every word he/she writes?;
The type who's very existance makes us all feel as though a higher power has blessed us internally?

Well, that would be Bizzaro Dave.

Real life you?-- a political mess with a head somewhat resembling, both in appearance and psychological depth, a hemorrhoid.

What's funny is that you spent time on that, when I'll smirk and continue to not give a shit what a dumb cunt like you thinks.

[HaywardNelson]

A whole minute.
Time indeed.
Bravo!

ETA: during the hish-hash, I've noticed you are only of capacity to use eighth grade insults. Dumb c**t. Wheeee!
Where's the wit?

[HaywardNelson]

You're still replying. So don't go on your high horse about how you don't care about this and I'm sitting at home bawling. That's not the case. I think it's amusing, and you're still reading and replying so it clearly matters to you as well.

To give you the same courtesy, I took ~20 seconds and drew a picture of you. I think it's pretty accurate. Have a look and then forward your thoughts to /dev/null.



(A minute is still wasted time. You will never get that minute back. That's a minute you didn't tell someone you loved them or help a poor child have a Thanksgiving. It might not seem like much now, but when you've only got a few left, you might think "Why did I waste all that time at that stupid messageboard?")