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Flint · 04-16-2010, 02:44 PM

Now that's funny.

xoxoxoBruce · 04-18-2010, 07:47 PM

A man robs a bank and takes hostages.
He asks the first hostage, "Did you see me rob the bank?"
The hostage answers "Yes". The robber promptly shoots him in the head.
Then he asks the second hostage if he saw him rob the bank.
The hostage answers, "No, but my wife did".

The blonde screams into the phone, "Hurry, come quick, my house is on fire!"
The fire chief says, "OK, but how do we get to your house?"
The blonde says, "Duh, use the Red Truck."

04-16-2010, 02:44 PM	#1
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Now that's funny. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

04-18-2010, 07:47 PM	#2
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	A man robs a bank and takes hostages. He asks the first hostage, "Did you see me rob the bank?" The hostage answers "Yes". The robber promptly shoots him in the head. Then he asks the second hostage if he saw him rob the bank. The hostage answers, "No, but my wife did". The blonde screams into the phone, "Hurry, come quick, my house is on fire!" The fire chief says, "OK, but how do we get to your house?" The blonde says, "Duh, use the Red Truck." __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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