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April 28, 2010: $5544 Sex Toys
Antique sex toys... antique wooden sex toys... antique French wooden sex toys.
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Oh, and the auctioneer was Wendy Wood... Wendy Wood's wooden woodies? ![]() link
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Professor
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I fixed it for you..
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Belt Conveyor
Join Date: Mar 2008
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Now who wood have though of that?
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Person Who Has Posted
Join Date: Jan 2010
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palli phalli
Some dickhead, probably ...
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Person Who Has Posted
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... ooops! First post!
I certainly wasn't aiming at SPUCK (and certainly no disrespect intended)! |
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The future is unwritten
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No problem, Tim, welcome to the Cellar.
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I hear them call the tide
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tim, you're fitting right in already -just like the phalli, presumably
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
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You'd wanna watch for splinters.
In Japan, ye olde dildoes were made of stone. Trick was to warm them up in a bowl of hot water first.
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Discontinued Breakfast Food
Join Date: Apr 2010
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That's a lot of money for something to hide in your underwear drawer.
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Master Dwellar
Join Date: Oct 2006
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Not to gross anyone out or anything, but those were made of bleached pine originally.
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The future is unwritten
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No, 10 & 11 inches of maHOGany.
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Master Dwellar
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You sure it's not cherryPOPPINwood?
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Violator of Customs
Join Date: Mar 2010
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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a...
Oh I see, these are clearly hard candy.
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I got nothing
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central PA
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Does anyone else find it ironic that the auction was held in Essex?
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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dunno, but I'm still hung up on "Wendy Wood's wooden woodies"
huzzah!
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