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05-06-2010, 02:02 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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This man is my God.
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05-07-2010, 07:21 PM
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Savannah, Georgia
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Is that a new oriental dish?
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05-08-2010, 11:12 AM
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It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Irvine, California
Posts: 936
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If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you.
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05-08-2010, 11:13 AM
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Come on, cat.
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area
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Lol.... nigerian.
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Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good. |
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05-09-2010, 01:40 AM
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
Posts: 12,861
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Oooh, I so hope that is a Nigerian Scammer being jerked around. LMAO on the assumption that it is.
Funny, though, most people attach the dongle to the laptop, not the other way around.
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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05-09-2010, 09:00 AM
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King Of Wishful Thinking
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Philadelphia Suburbs
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They should make this a requirement for anyone who tries to run for the same office after failing two times.
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Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE!I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama |
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05-10-2010, 02:55 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 39,517
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Don't ask me, 'cause I don't fuckin' know.
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05-10-2010, 05:18 PM
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has a second hand user title
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: in a Nut House
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Rectum? Hell, it damn near killed him.
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05-10-2010, 09:50 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
Posts: 12,719
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Untreated painful rectal itch knows no bounds in it's search for relief.
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05-11-2010, 11:51 AM
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I got nothing
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central PA
Posts: 486
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I've heard of shitting a log, but that's insane!
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Void where prohibited. Your results may vary. Not intended for resale. Do not remove tag. Objects in mirror are closer than they appear. |
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05-11-2010, 01:18 PM
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changed his status to single
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Right behind you. No, the other side.
Posts: 10,308
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too much fiber can be a bad thing.
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Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin |
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05-11-2010, 03:09 PM
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Beware of potatoes
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Upstate NY, USA
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05-21-2010, 03:53 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 39,517
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Killer wabbits got nipples!!
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05-25-2010, 05:40 AM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
Join Date: Apr 2004
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[Holding the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch]
King Arthur: How does it... um... how does it work? Sir Lancelot: I know not, my liege. King Arthur: Consult the Book of Armaments. Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one. Cleric: [reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu... Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother... Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it. Brother Maynard: Amen. All: Amen. King Arthur: Right. One... two... five. Galahad: Three, sir. King Arthur: Three.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.  Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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05-25-2010, 06:16 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 39,517
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"Runaway, runaway!!"
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