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05-19-2010, 08:07 PM
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Only looks like a disaster tourist
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I've been requested to write a bio for work. Shawnee, help me make some stuff up.
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05-19-2010, 08:14 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Like about the time you stole that old man's car, and drove to California, then you ran out of money and you had to rob a bank, then the car broke down because you accidentally drove through the parking lot of the broken glass factory, and you didn't have a spare, so you bought a motorcycle, and you passed that old man as he was walking down the street, car-less, and you gave him a ride home? 'Member that? That was funny.
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05-19-2010, 11:35 PM
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Only looks like a disaster tourist
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I do dismember that. And I got a ticket for carless driving. I'll have to work that in after the groundhog and the talking walnut.
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05-24-2010, 09:49 PM
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Beware of potatoes
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You guys!!!
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05-25-2010, 12:21 AM
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Only looks like a disaster tourist
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Isn't Shawnee funnee? Especially that part about the broken glass factory.
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05-25-2010, 02:35 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
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05-25-2010, 07:46 AM
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Doctor Wtf
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... trained as a carpenter, went traveling, did a public speaking tour, had a brush with the law...
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05-25-2010, 07:48 AM
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Only looks like a disaster tourist
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Just don't tell me how it ends.
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05-25-2010, 08:16 AM
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
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... double-crossed ...
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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05-25-2010, 08:39 AM
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Chews Food Coming In, And Going Out
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... by the wooden boy you carved, during your stint as a carpenter ...
(I couldn't resist. It's starting to sound like a twisted fairy-tale.)
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05-25-2010, 09:15 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
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At least it wasn't all a dream... 
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05-26-2010, 03:53 AM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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As I read this thread, all I can think is -
My God, My God, why hast Thou forsaken Me?
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