July 30, 2010: Dreaded Donkey

xoxoxoBruce · 07-29-2010, 11:24 PM

They're claiming it's a rare Baudet de Poitou Donkey, but I think they're just trying to fool the DEA.

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The dreadlocked donkey is an example of the rare Baudet de Poitou species and is part of a herd being reared at a donkey sanctuary in Poitou-Charente, France. While long-haired Lambada is covered head to toe in hair her daughter Azalee, who was born in April, has a closer crop. However, the youngster can rest assured that in time she will look just like mum - with the same luscious locks to be proud of.

Did Bob Marley do any concerts in France?

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They are believed to be one of the oldest donkey species in the world - thought to have existed in France since the Roman occupation of 54BC. With only 50 foals born worldwide every year, the species is now even rarer than both white rhinos and giant pandas. Sometime referred to as "woolly mammoth" donkeys, the rare breed nearly became extinct in 1978 when their population shrank to just 48 in the world.

Rastafarians breed slowly... I don't think so.

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Gravdigr · 07-30-2010, 01:06 AM

Hey! That donkey is a sniper!! He's wearing a ghillie suit!

Trilby · 07-30-2010, 02:53 AM

i used to have a coat like that!

ZenGum · 07-30-2010, 03:13 AM

I'm not sure about this one. Maybe if we bake it in clay the dreads will peel away easily when we crack the clay. Or we could spit roast it over an outdoor fire and burn the hair off, but that might affect the flavour too much.

Sheldonrs · 07-30-2010, 03:28 AM

My donkey would mop the floor with your donkey.

Adak · 07-30-2010, 03:29 AM

THAT is one ugly damn donkey coat!

I feel sorry for that donkey. Let that species (which is not a species, it's just a "breed" of donkey), go extinct - the donkeys will thank you.

Personally, I used to like donkeys - sort of like a miniature horse or something, OK.

Then I heard my neighbors donkey

<< BRAAAAAY!! >>

every morning repeatedly, just as the sun came up.

Sounded just like the end of the world, being screamed into my bedroom window, at 120 decibels.

Boy, do I hate donkeys, OK.

Antimatter · 07-30-2010, 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Chewie, is that you?

TheDaVinciChode · 07-30-2010, 08:04 AM

Damn long time since I had time to visit here. I miss you guys!

http://cellar.org/iotd.php?threadid=18917 < Same species noted in IotD 2008. Saw this one, and instantly remembered the older thread... I mean, an ass, with dreadlocks... that sort of thing sticks in your mind. (And God only knows what sticks in them!)

I'll try to make time, so I can re-visit old threads, and such, soon. Don't you hate when things get busy?

classicman · 07-30-2010, 08:44 AM

Hahahahaha - Dood! Where you been? What do you mean "Had to"?? - C'mon. You know you WANT to.

xoxoxoBruce · 07-30-2010, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by TheDaVinciChode

http://cellar.org/iotd.php?threadid=18917 < Same species noted in IotD 2008. Saw this one, and instantly remembered the older thread... I mean, an ass, with dreadlocks... that sort of thing sticks in your mind. (And God only knows what sticks in them!)

Damn, even going back and looking at it, I don't remember that thread at all.

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SPUCK · 07-31-2010, 05:26 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Damn, even going back and looking at it, I don't remember that thread at all.

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A mind is a terrible thing to see - wasting away.

TheDaVinciChode · 07-31-2010, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by classicman

Hahahahaha - Dood! Where you been? What do you mean "Had to"?? - C'mon. You know you WANT to.

I've been dwelling in the realm of the mole people - one level lower than the cellar. Helping them plot their revenge on the surface-dwellers. I have returned, in order to seek an alliance with the cellar dwellers.

Rise up. Together we shall ride our Poitou Asses against the evil of the sun worshippers!

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Damn, even going back and looking at it, I don't remember that thread at all.

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That's what you get for sharing a "cigarette" with a Baudet de Poitou. Didn't you think something was odd, when you suddenly got a craving for Doritos, and everything seemed incredibly hilarious?

Gravdigr · 07-31-2010, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by TheDaVinciChode

I've been dwelling in the realm of the mole people - one level lower than the cellar. Helping them plot their revenge on the surface-dwellers. I have returned, in order to seek an alliance with the cellar dwellers.

Tell the Eloi and the Morlocks we said hi.

And the 'surface dwellers' can go to hell.

tombstone · 08-03-2010, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Adak

THAT is one ugly damn donkey coat!

I feel sorry for that donkey. Let that species (which is not a species, it's just a "breed" of donkey), go extinct - the donkeys will thank you.

Personally, I used to like donkeys - sort of like a miniature horse or something, OK.

Then I heard my neighbors donkey

<< BRAAAAAY!! >>

every morning repeatedly, just as the sun came up.

Sounded just like the end of the world, being screamed into my bedroom window, at 120 decibels.

Boy, do I hate donkeys, OK.

tombstone · 08-03-2010, 09:45 PM

Hey, Adak, Had your neighbors, by chance, named their donkey Maxwelton? Would make sense if THEY thought his braes were bonnie!

07-30-2010, 01:06 AM	#2
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07-30-2010, 02:53 AM	#3
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	i used to have a coat like that! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

07-30-2010, 03:13 AM	#4
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I'm not sure about this one. Maybe if we bake it in clay the dreads will peel away easily when we crack the clay. Or we could spit roast it over an outdoor fire and burn the hair off, but that might affect the flavour too much. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

07-30-2010, 03:28 AM	#5
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	My donkey would mop the floor with your donkey. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

07-30-2010, 08:04 AM	#8
TheDaVinciChode Chews Food Coming In, And Going Out Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 339	Damn long time since I had time to visit here. I miss you guys! http://cellar.org/iotd.php?threadid=18917 < Same species noted in IotD 2008. Saw this one, and instantly remembered the older thread... I mean, an ass, with dreadlocks... that sort of thing sticks in your mind. (And God only knows what sticks in them!) I'll try to make time, so I can re-visit old threads, and such, soon. Don't you hate when things get busy? __________________ "O' Captain! My Captain! Our fearful trip is done;" "The ship has weather’d every rack, the prize we sought is won;" - Walt Whitman / Leaves Of Grass.

07-30-2010, 03:29 AM	#6
Adak Lecturer Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 796	THAT is one ugly damn donkey coat! I feel sorry for that donkey. Let that species (which is not a species, it's just a "breed" of donkey), go extinct - the donkeys will thank you. Personally, I used to like donkeys - sort of like a miniature horse or something, OK. Then I heard my neighbors donkey << BRAAAAAY!! >> every morning repeatedly, just as the sun came up. Sounded just like the end of the world, being screamed into my bedroom window, at 120 decibels. Boy, do I hate donkeys, OK.

07-30-2010, 08:44 AM	#9
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Hahahahaha - Dood! Where you been? What do you mean "Had to"?? - C'mon. You know you WANT to. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

08-03-2010, 09:45 PM	#15
tombstone Disorderly Orderly Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 53	Hey, Adak, Had your neighbors, by chance, named their donkey Maxwelton? Would make sense if THEY thought his braes were bonnie!

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