The Sex Thread - Page 78

BigV · 08-10-2010, 10:13 AM

Grind

kerosene · 08-10-2010, 10:51 AM

I completely forgot about this thread.

I don't have anything related to say, though.

Shawnee123 · 08-10-2010, 10:52 AM

Those who cannot do, post.

SteveDallas · 08-10-2010, 02:18 PM

hehehe.. she said "post."[/butthead]

Gravdigr · 08-10-2010, 03:58 PM

First: I did not know we had a Sex Thread.

Second: How in the hell does a sex thread go almost two years without a post?

Heheh--I said post.

Trilby · 08-10-2010, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

How in the hell does a sex thread go almost two years without a post?

I've been busy with other things.

Pooka · 08-10-2010, 06:13 PM

How in the hell did I not know about this thread...

BigV · 08-10-2010, 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pooka

How in the hell did I not know about this thread...

You're welcome!!

HungLikeJesus · 08-10-2010, 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pooka

How in the hell did I not know about this thread...

Now you have to go back and read it from the beginning, like I did two years ago.

BigV · 08-12-2010, 09:48 AM

from here:

Quote:

oh, also—iPhone users have more sex.

File this under "icebreakers, MacWorld '11". Finally, statistical proof that iPhone users aren't just getting fucked by Apple: [see below]

The chart pretty much speaks for itself; I'll just say that the numbers for all three brands are for 30 year-olds, so it's not a matter of older, more experienced people preferring one phone to another. We found this data as part of our general camera-efficacy analysis: we crossed all kinds of user behaviors with the camera models and found we had data on the number of sexual partners for 9,785 people with smart phones. We dropped what we found into Excel, and voila. Here's the plot by age:[see further below]

Just so you know, the names and the actual photos are removed when we do this kind of research; we just see the stats in aggregate. Everything is anonymized. Now let's leave brands and gadgets aside and look at how purely photographic phenomena can affect your precious face.

I have a Blackberry 8310 which has smooth curves and a very effective silent alert mode... wait. That didn't come out right.

I have dated a number of women lately and all of them have phones, some smarter than others. Most recently my Blackberry got plugged into the lady's Android. It's a very good fit. I'm trying to think of which of them had iPhones, and two come to mind. The dates were pleasant enough, but they're incrementing their statistics on someone else's motile plan, not mine. Verrrry sexy women though. For sure.

More to come later.

Spexxvet · 08-12-2010, 10:20 AM

Big V, you are dating?

Shawnee123 · 08-12-2010, 10:36 AM

thnort

BigV · 08-12-2010, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet

Big V, you are dating?

That depends, Spexxie... are you asking me out?

Spexxvet · 08-12-2010, 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

That depends, Spexxie... are you asking me out?

Candle light dinner, a little wine, maybe see La Cage or Village People .... nothing special.

BigV · 08-12-2010, 11:08 AM

It's a date!

Actually, I haven't had any actual candlelit dinners yet. There have been dinners, and then candles later. But that's another post in this thread altogether.

08-10-2010, 10:13 AM	#1156
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Grind __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

08-10-2010, 10:52 AM	#1158
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Those who cannot do, post. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-10-2010, 03:58 PM	#1160
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	First: I did not know we had a Sex Thread. Second: How in the hell does a sex thread go almost two years without a post? Heheh--I said post. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-12-2010, 10:20 AM	#1166
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Big V, you are dating? __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

08-12-2010, 10:36 AM	#1167
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	thnort __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-10-2010, 10:51 AM	#1157
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	I completely forgot about this thread. I don't have anything related to say, though.

08-10-2010, 02:18 PM	#1159
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	hehehe.. she said "post."[/butthead]

08-10-2010, 06:13 PM	#1162
Pooka Your Invisible Rabbit Friend Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Betwixt and Between Posts: 528	How in the hell did I not know about this thread...

08-12-2010, 11:08 AM	#1170
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	It's a date! Actually, I haven't had any actual candlelit dinners yet. There have been dinners, and then candles later. But that's another post in this thread altogether. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

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