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View Poll Results: Do you pee in the shower?
I am a male and I do 54 54.55%
I am a male and I do not 11 11.11%
I am a female and I do 20 20.20%
I am a female and I do not 10 10.10%
You are a fucking weirdo 4 4.04%
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Old 12-09-2003, 09:22 AM   #11
dar512
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It's been bothering me, because this thread reminded me of something. Now I remember:

While having the duchess to tea
She said, "Do you burp when you pee?"
I said, "Not a bit.
Do you fart when you shit?"
Which I'd say left the honors to me.

The longer you live, the more your head resembles Bruce's house full of doodads. There's a whole closet full of limericks in mine.
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