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View Poll Results: Do you pee in the shower?
I am a male and I do 54 54.55%
I am a male and I do not 11 11.11%
I am a female and I do 20 20.20%
I am a female and I do not 10 10.10%
You are a fucking weirdo 4 4.04%
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Old 12-09-2003, 12:02 PM   #11
SteveDallas
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Originally posted by dar512

OK. Here's another:
Not a limerick, exactly:

Pretty Mary donned her skates,
Upon the ice to frisk;
Wasn't she a silly girl
Her little * ?


And this classic, which I'm sure I got from the Cellar BBS cookie file:

A UNIX saleslady, Lenore
Liked work but she liked the beach more.
She found a good way
To combine work and play--
She sells C shells by the seashore.
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