My Church Needs Money. - Page 2

TheMercenary · 09-01-2010, 09:08 PM

Rent the church at night for Satan worshipers.

monster · 09-01-2010, 09:45 PM

One way non-profits earn reasonable money round here is trash-picking/cleaning the sports stadiums after big games. Is that a possibility? It's hard work and it's nasty, but if you really want to raise that money.....

There's no such thing as a free church......

monster · 09-02-2010, 04:49 PM

So, Fargon, how's it going?

HungLikeJesus · 09-02-2010, 05:30 PM

Sometimes when people say, "This is a great deal, but we have to have a whole lot of money real soon," it might be best to pass on that particular deal.

ZenGum · 09-03-2010, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

Having a well known bearded fellow have his beard - and ideally his hair - shaved off can bring in $1000ish. If he has a job in the local community it will bring in more. Again, small beer, but every little will help.

Shave Jesus day!

Sorry.

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Five grand? No problem, we'll have it for you in the morning. Let's go, Elwood.

No no! I will not take your filthy stolen money!

Well then, I guess you're really up shit creek...

Seriously, have you tried getting the band back together?

09-01-2010, 09:08 PM	#16
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Rent the church at night for Satan worshipers. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

09-01-2010, 09:45 PM	#17
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	One way non-profits earn reasonable money round here is trash-picking/cleaning the sports stadiums after big games. Is that a possibility? It's hard work and it's nasty, but if you really want to raise that money..... There's no such thing as a free church...... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-02-2010, 04:49 PM	#18
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	So, Fargon, how's it going? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-02-2010, 05:30 PM	#19
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Sometimes when people say, "This is a great deal, but we have to have a whole lot of money real soon," it might be best to pass on that particular deal. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

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