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Sundae's 'mouse cock' comment put this in mind:
Once there was a mouse who's sole fantasy in life was to make love to a woman. A real woman, a human woman. He was relating his fantasy to a rat bartender he knew, when the rat said, "Ya know, I can help ya out with that." The mouse says "Whaddya mean?" "Weeellll, I've been known to help out the odd traveling salesman, or whatever, who finds himself in need of companionship when in unfamiliar territory. Might be that I know a lady that might just help you out, if you've got the money." He said he had cash on hand, and to put him in touch with this helpful lady. The rat gives him a slip of paper with an address, "Tell her Nick sent ya.". And the mouse went away happy as a mouse about to get laid.
The mouse returns to the bar the next night. And, boy, did he look rough, like he'd been through the wringer. The rat says to him, "Man! Is your ass draggin'! You look like hell, how'd it go?"
The mouse looked up through ruffled fur and bloodshot eyes and said: "Nick, between kissin' and fuckin', I musta ran 600 miles last night."
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11-05-2010, 02:16 PM
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