Humor...I Need Humor...

[footfootfoot]

Originally Posted by classicman

Little Davie attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse"s legs and rump, and chest.

After a few minutes, Davie asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"

His father replied, "Because when I"m buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.

Billy, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom!"

...and if the mailman weren't there to hold her down, we would have lost her.

[Gravdigr]

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

...and if the mailman weren't there to hold her down, we would have lost her.

The Sunday school teacher asked the class "Which part of you goes to heaven first?"

Little Johnny said "Your feet."

The teacher asked "Why do say that, Johnny?"

Johnny said "Cause the other day I saw Dad trying to hold Mama down on the couch, and her feet were in the air, and she was hollering 'Oh God, I'm coming, I'm coming!"