The Psycology of Fear

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

You gotta admit, Jewish God was way more of a badass, before He had His mid-life crisis and became such a forgiving and peaceful Dirty Hippie Christian God.

Originally Posted by skysidhe

I agree and I have smart-aliky theories for it which would probably send me to hell.

Our first alien overlord (named god) showed the puny humans the full capability of his destructive power. He used his orbiting battlestation (named Heaven) to cause the great flood, destroy Sodom and Gomorah, etc. He like to punk the humans, telling them to paint their lintel with lambs blood, to eat unleavened bread, to not trim the hair on the sides of their heads, to kill their kids, etc. He was a real practical joker, and the aliens got lot's of laughs (and god made a mint from his bookie on the Job wager). A subsequent alien overlord (named Jesus), was much more laid back. He used his awesome alien power to walk on water, heal humans, and raise them from the dead, among other things. Child's play, compared to what his fellow alien overlords did to the Vulcans.

Hey, it's as plausible as most god concepts.