Locator Ovaries

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Originally Posted by Sundae

No idea about the comedian, but I think my Dad has locator ballbags.
We always used to appeal to him to find things for us.

You could take my old man, blindfold him, spin him around a hundred and three times, put him on a helicopter, drop him in the middle of the Uncompahgre National Forest, take off the blindfold, and he will walk, from nineteen miles away, straight to the tree from which he killed a deer in 1975.

Move the mustard six inches to the left or right, he ain't got the first clue where the mustard is.

But, he's my Pop, and I love him.

ETA: I guess the tree don't move around.