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Old 05-10-2011, 07:39 PM   #1
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You've got 11 days until rapture

http://www.npr.org/2011/05/07/136053...ow-soon-enough
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Old 05-10-2011, 07:45 PM   #2
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Well at least it's on a Saturday. That's convenient.
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Old 05-10-2011, 07:51 PM   #3
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well, that's a relief. no more bills to pay, etc.
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Old 05-10-2011, 07:59 PM   #4
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Fuck!

My meeting with my supervisor is in like, 7 days. That totally fucking blows man.
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Old 05-10-2011, 08:27 PM   #5
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They're just trying to make religious people seem crazy.
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Old 05-10-2011, 08:40 PM   #6
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How will this affect the celebrity death pool scores?
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Old 05-10-2011, 08:49 PM   #7
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No points if they don't die.
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Old 05-10-2011, 09:21 PM   #8
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I wish I could meet one of those chaps. "I'll buy your house, right now, for $1,000. You could use the money to print more pamphlets. It's what God wants you to do!"
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Old 05-10-2011, 09:34 PM   #9
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I've seen them driving around Phoenix with their ad plastered across their rear windows for months. I felt bad they had to wait so I ran most of them off the road and shot them in the back of the head.

I'm a great teammate for the "Race you to Jesus" contests.
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Old 05-10-2011, 11:27 PM   #10
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I wish I could meet one of those chaps. "I'll buy your house, right now, for $1,000. You could use the money to print more pamphlets. It's what God wants you to do!"
nice plan... but.

The true believers have long since liquidated their assets, and have none to "sell". Though some of the ones I heard on the radio would have taken you up on it back when the had assets.
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Old 05-11-2011, 08:26 AM   #11
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Maybe this explains the bursting of the housing bubble.
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Old 05-11-2011, 08:33 AM   #12
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If I was able to edit the titles of threads, I'd totally turn this into a countdown type of thing, changing the title each day.

You've got 10 days until rapture.
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Old 05-11-2011, 09:13 AM   #13
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Well at least it's on a Saturday. That's convenient.
Saturday? I thought the song "Friday" was a harbinger of the apocolypse!
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Old 05-11-2011, 09:30 AM   #14
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The Republican party is going to be pretty hard hit. I predict the Democrats will regain control of the House in the next election.
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Old 05-11-2011, 10:05 AM   #15
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Party at my house at 5pm May 21st. Bring your own coffin.
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