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Old 10-24-2010, 08:59 PM   #1
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Old 10-24-2010, 09:00 PM   #2
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Old 10-24-2010, 09:00 PM   #3
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Old 10-25-2010, 04:44 AM   #4
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It seems to me that English has the same problems as French.

More and more people loose their spelling because they're lazy and refuse to exert themselves.

I once saw the French word "orthographe" ("spelling" in English) spelled "ortograf". the writer was a French student in French literature.

Not so funny...
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Old 10-25-2010, 08:42 AM   #5
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My 3rd grade son is learning the its, it's, your, you're rules this week. He mostly gets them. This is 3rd grade stuff.
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Old 10-25-2010, 08:44 AM   #6
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An awful lot of people must have skipped 3rd grade.
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Old 10-25-2010, 09:05 AM   #7
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Old 10-25-2010, 09:08 AM   #8
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Old 10-25-2010, 02:48 PM   #9
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When our civilization is sifted for relics by archaeologists of the 57th century, I'm convinced one of the great mysteries of our language will be the word "fuck," which will defy interpretation due to its use in so many different contexts.
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Old 10-25-2010, 09:53 PM   #10
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All Women Are Angels

In case you didn't know
All women are angels
And when someone breaks our wings....
We simply continue to fly....



On a broomstick....


We are flexible like that.
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Old 10-26-2010, 04:49 AM   #11
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An old gnu was in a zoo.
A new gnu came.
The old gnu asked the new gnu the news.
But the new gnu knew no news.

A bit tricky for pronounciation...
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Old 10-28-2010, 02:32 PM   #12
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The reviews are good, too.
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Old 10-28-2010, 02:41 PM   #13
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Oh lawd, didn't see the reviews before (but loved the pics)

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This awesome bit of kit changed my life. The extra hours of work I could get in whilst driving on the freeway has made me so much more productive. In fact I directly attribute this to my improved bonuses and recent promotion! If you want to get ahead, get one of these.

There is one problem though. In several accidents that I have had whilst using this, the airbag causes the laptop screen to slam shut. I've suffered several broken fingers because of this. I have started to look around for airbag finger protection but have not yet found any...
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Old 10-28-2010, 02:50 PM   #14
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I read some 4 and 5 star reviews by those who used this device successfully to change a baby while driving. On that basis, I bought one. I put my baby on it and drove for over an hour. It did not change. Same baby. I am glad it worked for some people but I will be returning mine. (The steering wheel desk.)
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You wouldn't believe how much more interesting my commute is now that I have something to do other than just stare out the window! I'm using it right now to post this review and I never
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