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Old 05-06-2016, 07:59 AM   #1
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Amazing how some stuff will stay with you fro decades.

I bet it stayed with her for decades too.
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Old 05-07-2016, 12:46 PM   #2
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Old 05-07-2016, 02:28 PM   #3
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Amazing how some stuff will stay with you fro decades.

I bet it stayed with her for decades too.
I got the distinct impression that it wasn't the first time.
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Old 05-14-2016, 05:12 AM   #5
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I was working in a store where we had to take down customers' names to track their order and a pretty young woman came in at the end of the day when I was very tired and a bit punchy. Her name was Grewcock and I lost my shit.

The seething look on her face has stayed with me for decades.

Extra awkward because she turned out to be dating one of my coworkers the following year.
I phone people up to do satisfaction surveys wit them. Some ofthe names are quite amusing.

Yesterday i had to call someone with the surname 'Sithole' Given the foreign forename, i sspect it should be pronouned sith- olay. Alas they didn't answer. My colleague was disappointed, she was hoping I'd have to try.
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Old 05-14-2016, 10:05 AM   #6
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I heard an interview with Fogerty and he said he always messes with the lyrics, a la "There's a bathroom on the right."
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