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Old 01-15-2004, 01:31 PM   #11
Radar
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I heard it was 3 old ladies and the third one's arms were too short. Good joke though.


A pirate walks into a bar with the helm (steering wheel) attached to his crotch. The bartender looks at him and says, "Man that looks painful". The Pirate answers..."Arrrrgh, it's driving me nuts!"
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