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Master Dwellar
Join Date: Aug 2003
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yeah, but given the circumstances and hadn't seen it around lately....... i think this one will get some good use..... Certificate of Upgrade to Complete Asshole Awarded to____________________________________In recognition of your obnoxious attitude, ability to piss people off, complete asinine juvenile behavior and total dedication to personal gain without regard to the many hardships you have forced upon friends, family and others during your lifetime, you have become a legend in your own mind. To recognize your upgrade from half-assed to complete asshole, gives all concerned great satisfaction. If anyone, for any reason, doubts your status. JUST BE YOURSELF......!!!!! Effective as of this_____day of_________________2004 Per:____________________________ Authorized Signature
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