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07-25-2011, 07:47 PM
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I'm here once in a while
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07-25-2011, 08:02 PM
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a beautiful fool
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My Brother in Law is an EMT. He has responded to many calls involving ....emergency extraction of inserted objects.... shall we say... He says that invariably, when asked how the object got in there... that the inserter claims to have fallen upon said object.
so, I guess another anal safety tip should be something like, 'Don't walk around a slippery kitchen floor naked if there are any upright cylindrical object about.' Cuz, you know... Ass-Murphy's law and all... "If it CAN wind up lodged in your ass, it WILL wind up lodged in your ass.
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07-26-2011, 12:43 AM
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Your Bartender
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07-26-2011, 01:07 AM
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Radical Centrist
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07-26-2011, 04:18 AM
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Sir Post-A-Lot
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Undertoad .......rule of thumb.......
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07-28-2011, 06:43 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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Settle down folks, it's not what it looks like.
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07-28-2011, 07:51 PM
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King Of Wishful Thinking
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Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE!I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama |
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07-28-2011, 08:04 PM
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Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
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get out.
how many CIRCUMCISED knees have you seen?
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07-29-2011, 02:56 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
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Don't they know it's not polite to stare?
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07-29-2011, 03:34 PM
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Goon Squad Leader
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wagga wagga!
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07-30-2011, 01:12 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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Hey, UT?! Control. Your. Turtle.
Yertle be swangin'. The ending is hilarious...
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07-31-2011, 06:44 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
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Turtle COCK!
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08-02-2011, 08:15 PM
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Master Dwellar
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It's nice to see them cumming out of their shells.
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08-03-2011, 04:50 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
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Oh, that's funny! I lol'ed.
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08-04-2011, 02:46 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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OK, so I'm crass. Seriously. Is this what passes for a big dick in Japan? I think the ads were placed on purpose, clever enough. But WTF? That looks like the dick Eddie Murphy was talking about when he said the underwear models in the old Sears type catalogs shouldn't be modeling 'cause they had no bulge, and they sure as hell shouldn't be smiling! I know about erection as the great equalizer, but there is no bulk there at all. WTF? Pass!
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