August 8, 2011 Male Elephant Trunking

CaliforniaMama · 08-08-2011, 08:02 AM

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I found this on Today I Learned Something New, but it gives no credit as to where this came from.

Trunking: When a male elephant uses his trunk to masturbate. Urban Dictionary

CaliforniaMama · 08-08-2011, 08:04 AM

Elephants do weird stuff.

One time at the zoo, we saw an elephant stick it's trunk up another elephants rear end, pull out a glob and stick it in it's mouth and eat it.

Fortunately, my kids weren't old enough to realize what was going on.

GunMaster357 · 08-08-2011, 09:36 AM

It shows that elephants are a lot kinkier than humans

infinite monkey · 08-08-2011, 09:46 AM

If these guys could yank on their penis with their proboscis, they'd never leave their houses.

grynch · 08-08-2011, 09:49 AM

Diaphone Jim · 08-08-2011, 11:22 AM

I really worry about you guys sometimes.
He's just scratching his nose.

And that lower right hand sign looks like a lopsided giraffe

dmg1969 · 08-08-2011, 11:37 AM

I guess when they say that all guys do it...it's not limited to human guys. My wife saw a monkey jerking off in a zoo one time. Her husband at the time did not see him doing it. The monkey came over and wanted to hold his hand then, which he did. My wife yelled at her then husband to go wash his hands and told him what happened.

Sundae · 08-08-2011, 12:11 PM

Coprophagia is disgusting, although I admit it happens naturally in the animal kingdom (the Marquis de Sade used that as defense).
In humans it can be a fetish.
But it seriously makes me retch.

See Salo.
Or rather don't.

ZenGum · 08-08-2011, 10:57 PM

Trunking. More fun than planking.

Coprophagia is extremely important for many herbivores. To digest their food, they need a host of baceria in their gut, but they are born without them. The only effective way to get the right bugs into your stomach is to eat some of the output of someone else's stomach. All elephants do this. Koalas produce a special poo called pap for their young.

Gravdigr · 08-09-2011, 05:41 PM

That's just fucked up.

All of it.

zippyt · 08-09-2011, 10:19 PM

the punch line is
"That dog would BITE YOU !!!!!!"

Alluvial · 08-13-2011, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

Koalas produce a special poo called pap for their young.

My husband's favorite restaurant near his deer camp is a fish house called Pap's.

Gravdigr · 08-16-2011, 05:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alluvial

My husband's favorite restaurant near his deer camp is a fish house called Pap's.

Does he get one item, or, does he order the whole schmear?

Thanks, I'm here all week!

Gravdigr · 08-16-2011, 05:25 AM

The elephant playing w/himself w/his nose reminds me of a guy I used to work with.

Someone had told him the bosslady wanted him to do this or that, and his reply was:

"Well, she can suck the snotty end of my fuckstick."

08-08-2011, 08:02 AM	#1
CaliforniaMama I wonder . . . Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The Left Coast, a pretty good place to be. Posts: 1,278	August 8, 2011 Male Elephant Trunking I found this on Today I Learned Something New, but it gives no credit as to where this came from. Trunking: When a male elephant uses his trunk to masturbate. Urban Dictionary

08-08-2011, 08:04 AM	#2
CaliforniaMama I wonder . . . Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The Left Coast, a pretty good place to be. Posts: 1,278	Elephants do weird stuff. One time at the zoo, we saw an elephant stick it's trunk up another elephants rear end, pull out a glob and stick it in it's mouth and eat it. Fortunately, my kids weren't old enough to realize what was going on. __________________ Take time for silence. You never know what you might hear.

08-08-2011, 09:36 AM	#3
GunMaster357 Professor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Brest (FRANCE) Posts: 1,837	It shows that elephants are a lot kinkier than humans __________________ "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

08-08-2011, 11:37 AM	#7
dmg1969 I got nothing Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central PA Posts: 486	I guess when they say that all guys do it...it's not limited to human guys. My wife saw a monkey jerking off in a zoo one time. Her husband at the time did not see him doing it. The monkey came over and wanted to hold his hand then, which he did. My wife yelled at her then husband to go wash his hands and told him what happened. __________________ Void where prohibited. Your results may vary. Not intended for resale. Do not remove tag. Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.

08-08-2011, 10:57 PM	#9
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Trunking. More fun than planking. Coprophagia is extremely important for many herbivores. To digest their food, they need a host of baceria in their gut, but they are born without them. The only effective way to get the right bugs into your stomach is to eat some of the output of someone else's stomach. All elephants do this. Koalas produce a special poo called pap for their young. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

08-08-2011, 09:46 AM	#4
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	If these guys could yank on their penis with their proboscis, they'd never leave their houses.

08-08-2011, 09:49 AM	#5
grynch the big Cheese Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Switzerland Posts: 390

08-08-2011, 11:22 AM	#6
Diaphone Jim Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 2,122	I really worry about you guys sometimes. He's just scratching his nose. And that lower right hand sign looks like a lopsided giraffe

08-08-2011, 12:11 PM	#8
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Coprophagia is disgusting, although I admit it happens naturally in the animal kingdom (the Marquis de Sade used that as defense). In humans it can be a fetish. But it seriously makes me retch. See Salo. Or rather don't.

08-09-2011, 05:41 PM	#10
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	That's just fucked up. All of it. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-09-2011, 10:19 PM	#11
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	the punch line is "That dog would BITE YOU !!!!!!" __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

08-16-2011, 05:25 AM	#14
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	The elephant playing w/himself w/his nose reminds me of a guy I used to work with. Someone had told him the bosslady wanted him to do this or that, and his reply was: "Well, she can suck the snotty end of my fuckstick." __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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