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09-23-2011, 08:46 PM
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
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Jewish Modesty
A Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew were in a discussion during a dinner. Catholic: I have a large fortune....I am going to buy Citibank! Protestant: I am very wealthy and will buy General Motors! Muslim: I am a fabulously rich prince.... I will buy Microsoft! They then all wait for the Jew to speak.... The Jew stirs his coffee, places the spoon neatly on the table, takes a sip of his coffee, looks at them and casually says: I'm not selling.
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