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Old 12-14-2011, 04:31 AM   #3616
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Break out the fucking bolt cutter?
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Old 12-14-2011, 06:12 AM   #3617
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Pearl necklace...Think they mean Liz Taylor's pearls?

Heh...me neither.
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Old 12-14-2011, 07:48 AM   #3618
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Let's see now...The Diddler(?), Cat(like)Woman(?), and Poison Ivy.
The first two are Harley Quinn and Catwoman.
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Old 12-14-2011, 12:13 PM   #3619
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Okay, somebody help me out, here. What, exactly, are you supposed to do with a pussy that has been clipped shut?
...call the police...
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Old 12-14-2011, 03:18 PM   #3620
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Okay, somebody help me out, here. What, exactly, are you supposed to do with a pussy that has been clipped shut?
If the main entrace is closed, try the backdoor...
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Old 12-14-2011, 10:58 PM   #3621
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Ah...a rimshot for the rim shot, then?
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Old 12-15-2011, 10:51 PM   #3622
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once you get past the smell, you've got it licked.
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Old 12-16-2011, 06:25 AM   #3623
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Appears to me to have been closed for a MUCH NEEDED rest... just sayin'
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Old 12-19-2011, 06:08 AM   #3624
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Old 12-21-2011, 03:12 PM   #3625
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This guy reaches a different level of WTF?, when you realize his pants are unzipped.
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Old 12-22-2011, 10:56 AM   #3626
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Pearl necklace...Think they mean Liz Taylor's pearls?

Heh...me neither.
There was a gay bar, a few blocks from my place in San Francisco, called the White Swallow.

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Old 12-22-2011, 11:13 AM   #3627
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I have a Yorkie, so I can translate. She looks to be thinking "You see the kind of shit I have to put with? If I was a German Shepherd, you wouldn't be sucking my nipples you fucking wacko."

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Old 12-22-2011, 11:34 AM   #3628
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bwahahahaha @ dmg
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Old 12-22-2011, 03:55 PM   #3629
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So, cow milk is good, but fresh dog milk is bad?
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Old 12-22-2011, 05:33 PM   #3630
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Nothing wrong with dog's milk. Lasts longer than any other type of milk.
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