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[Troubleshooter]

Originally posted by mrnoodle
>U.S. Marine Corp Rules for Gun Fighting:

>Navy Rules to Gun Fighting:

>Army Rules to Gun Fighting:

>Air Force Rules to Gun Fighting:

As a US Navy submariner I'll only take slight umbrage at your remarks about the surface fleet and amend the rules to include:

Silent Service rules for Gun Fighting

1) Always clear your baffles

2) Silence is your friend, and your only armor

3) There's no such thing as a target too small to use 650 pounds of PBX-105 High Explosive on

4) When in doubt, run deep and fast

5) Lather, rinse, repeat as needed until there are no more floating targets