Hotel Sex - Page 2

piercehawkeye45 · 03-25-2012, 11:49 AM

Three words. Thin Wall Challenge.

GunMaster357 · 03-25-2012, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf

They have a string attached to them, so no paranoia about the one that falls out and gets lost in the bedding.

So you put the tampon in before hotel sex...

In all the other cases, is it sex with no string attached?

Sorry, but I couldn't resist.

Sundae · 03-25-2012, 03:25 PM

EWWWWWWWWWWW!

Although it does remind me of something.
I stayed overnight with one of my flings (years ago, when I had the energy) and while waiting for him to bring me a cup of tea in bed I started fiddling with something on his bedside table.

He appeared, tea in hand and said, "What are you doing with my earplugs?"
Revolted I dropped them and said "Ewww, I didn't think about it. That's been in your ear!"

To his credit he simply gave me an arch look.
Both of us remembered the night before.

Gravdigr · 03-26-2012, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by piercehawkeye45

Three words. Thin Wall Challenge.

This guy is a damn fool!!! OMG, I laughed so HARD at this silly fucker.

Quote:

Wup, mah ball fell out.

monster · 03-26-2012, 07:03 PM

We commented loudly, but damn, we sould have just streamed sex music from Youtube and turned it UUUUUUPP. next time (hopefully never).

I can't do eardrops, earplugsa are never gonna happen. That was THE worst part of the MRI I had a couple of years ago.

monster · 03-26-2012, 07:05 PM

But it's kind of hard with a 14yo who is old enough to know exactly what is happening and almost past the embarrassed stage and into the able to joke about it stage, but thankfully and yet omg what will she take away from this not able to tell that the woman is faking it badly.

ZenGum · 03-26-2012, 08:11 PM

Yeah, poor Hebe, that must have been weird.

HungLikeJesus · 03-27-2012, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

But it's kind of hard with a 14yo who is old enough to know exactly what is happening and almost past the embarrassed stage and into the able to joke about it stage, but thankfully and yet omg what will she take away from this not able to tell that the woman is faking it badly.

You guys didn't use that as a teaching moment?

monster · 03-27-2012, 08:50 PM

5th

HungLikeJesus · 03-27-2012, 08:55 PM

Does that mean that you showed her how to fake it properly?

monster · 03-27-2012, 08:59 PM

I think that was infi's job

Griff · 03-27-2012, 08:59 PM

That means she's been in the US too long.

03-25-2012, 11:49 AM	#16
piercehawkeye45 Franklin Pierce Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 3,695	Three words. Thin Wall Challenge. __________________ I like my perspectives like I like my baseball caps: one size fits all.

03-25-2012, 03:25 PM	#18
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	EWWWWWWWWWWW! Although it does remind me of something. I stayed overnight with one of my flings (years ago, when I had the energy) and while waiting for him to bring me a cup of tea in bed I started fiddling with something on his bedside table. He appeared, tea in hand and said, "What are you doing with my earplugs?" Revolted I dropped them and said "Ewww, I didn't think about it. That's been in your ear!" To his credit he simply gave me an arch look. Both of us remembered the night before. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

03-26-2012, 07:03 PM	#20
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	We commented loudly, but damn, we sould have just streamed sex music from Youtube and turned it UUUUUUPP. next time (hopefully never). I can't do eardrops, earplugsa are never gonna happen. That was THE worst part of the MRI I had a couple of years ago. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-26-2012, 07:05 PM	#21
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	But it's kind of hard with a 14yo who is old enough to know exactly what is happening and almost past the embarrassed stage and into the able to joke about it stage, but thankfully and yet omg what will she take away from this not able to tell that the woman is faking it badly. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-26-2012, 08:11 PM	#22
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Yeah, poor Hebe, that must have been weird. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

03-27-2012, 08:50 PM	#24
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	5th __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-27-2012, 08:55 PM	#25
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Does that mean that you showed her how to fake it properly? __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

03-27-2012, 08:59 PM	#26
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I think that was infi's job __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-27-2012, 08:59 PM	#27
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	That means she's been in the US too long. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

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