OMG LEGO MAKES YOU GAY!

[sexobon]

White Lego (to the tune of White Rabbit)

Black Legos make you lesbian
And white Legos make you gay
And the primary colors they give you
Make you bisexual all day
Go ask ZenGum, when he's at play

And if you go joining Legos
And you know you're going to change
Tell 'em a transgender inducing gray one
Has given you the OK
To call ZenGum, when he was just laid

When the users of the forums log in
And tell you where to go
And you've just read this sort of shocker
And your mind's about to blow
Go ask ZenGum, I think he'll know

When logic and proportion have fallen into dirt
And there's white lettering at the bottom
And the red attachment's not suitable for work
Remember what the OP said
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