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classicman · 05-23-2012, 11:05 AM

The Golfer and the Blonde

A man got on the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf
balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blond.

The puzzled blond kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.

Finally, after many glances from her, he said, "Golf balls."

The blond continued to look at him for a very long time, thinking deeply
about what he had said. After several minutes, not being able to contain
her curiosity any longer, she asked,

"Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"

05-23-2012, 11:05 AM	#11
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	The Golfer and the Blonde A man got on the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blond. The puzzled blond kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many glances from her, he said, "Golf balls." The blond continued to look at him for a very long time, thinking deeply about what he had said. After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?" __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

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