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russotto · 02-24-2004, 01:35 PM

A communication between an Egyption and a Macedonian, communicating with signal fires:

Egyptian: Please divert your course 15 degrees south to avoid a collision

Macedonian: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees north to avoid a collision.

Egyptian: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees south to avoid a collision.

Macedonian: This is the Captain of a Macedonian Navy warship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Egyptian: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Macedonian: This is the FLAGSHIP of the MACEDONIAN NAVY, carrying ALEXANDER son of Phillip. We've got a whole LOT of soldiers who are REALLY bored out of their minds, not to mention some REAL good archers, so YOU divert YOUR course.

Egyptians: This is Pharos. Your call.

02-24-2004, 01:35 PM	#11
russotto Professor Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 1,788	The original lighthouse humor A communication between an Egyption and a Macedonian, communicating with signal fires: Egyptian: Please divert your course 15 degrees south to avoid a collision Macedonian: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees north to avoid a collision. Egyptian: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees south to avoid a collision. Macedonian: This is the Captain of a Macedonian Navy warship. I say again, divert YOUR course. Egyptian: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course. Macedonian: This is the FLAGSHIP of the MACEDONIAN NAVY, carrying ALEXANDER son of Phillip. We've got a whole LOT of soldiers who are REALLY bored out of their minds, not to mention some REAL good archers, so YOU divert YOUR course. Egyptians: This is Pharos. Your call.

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