Nightmare Fuel - Page 16

xoxoxoBruce · 06-11-2015, 01:20 PM

Use a microwave. About five minutes at full power after putting in the frozen food and the snake.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-13-2015, 05:23 PM

Nope...

Gravdigr · 06-13-2015, 05:31 PM

Eh, who needs sleep? Sleep is highly overrated.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-21-2015, 09:28 PM

Nope, nope, nope...

Gravdigr · 06-22-2015, 02:38 PM

Yeah, they don't calls 'em "customers" so much as "bait".

Pamela · 06-22-2015, 10:30 PM

President Michelle Obama

Heard in a CB discussion today. I may not sleep for a month!

xoxoxoBruce · 06-29-2015, 11:18 PM

Nope, nope, fuckin' nope!!!!!

Gravdigr · 06-30-2015, 02:54 PM

Quote:

...the Iranian Spider-Tailed Vipuhhhh...

xoxoxoBruce · 07-02-2015, 07:35 AM

Know what to do.

Undertoad · 07-02-2015, 08:19 AM

don't move, huge spider, while I look you up on the internet to figure out whether to smash you

xoxoxoBruce · 07-02-2015, 02:12 PM

Arkansas boy wakes in pain and pulls a 4 inch centipede out of his ear.

Gravdigr · 07-02-2015, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

don't move, huge spider, while I look you up on the internet to figure out whether to smash you

"DIGR SMASH!!!"

Carruthers · 07-07-2015, 01:38 PM

Deadly snake makes escape via 20ft-high telephone wire

Police reveal alarmed locals living in Anglesey, North Wales, reported seeing a Burmese python crawling along the wire and down a drainpipe

A deadly python terrified locals by making a bid for freedom across a telephone wire 20ft in the air.

In scenes "like a horror film" the 12ft-long pet snake escaped from its tank before slithering upstairs and escaping from a bedroom window.

Police were called after alarmed locals living in Anglesey, North Wales, reported seeing the Burmese python crawling along the wire and down a drainpipe.

Sergeant Rob Taylor, from North Wales Police's rural crime unit, took to Twitter to share skin-crawling pictures of the snake on Monday afternoon.

He said the snake had managed to make it across the wire to the opposite house and was halfway down the drainpipe before it was finally captured.

The python - who hasn't been named - was returned safely to his owner with advice on keeping him secure.

Tweeting from his @NWPRuralCrime account Sgt Taylor: "The vast majority of people who own reptiles keep them in secure tanks - but for those who don't this is a timely reminder to do so."

Other web users living on the Welsh island expressed their horror at the image of the python's high-wire escape act.

Timothy Rees Davies wrote on Facebook: "It looks like something from a horror film. They can be very dangerous, its lucky somebody spotted it. It could killed someone, no joke."

While Mary Lewis tweeted: "I would have ran a mile. It sends chills down my spine just looking at it."

Henry Peters added: "Where's Samuel L Jackson when you need him? Forget Hollywood, we need him here in Anglesey."

The Burmese python is native to a large variation of tropic and sub-tropic areas of Southern and Southeast Asia.

It is of the five largest snakes in the world and capable of constricting an adult to death.

They often live near water but are good climbers and can be found in the treetops of jungles catching birds.

Special care is required when handling them as a three-metre long Burmese python is capable of killing a child and a five-metre long snake is capable of overpowering and killing a fully grown adult.

Daily Telegraph

Sundae · 07-07-2015, 03:00 PM

I think that's rather lovely, actually.
I wouldn't want it in my rat cage (or my bed!) but I wouldn't describe seeing it 20 feet up as a horror movie.

Gravdigr · 07-07-2015, 03:07 PM

Kill it. Kill it with ICBMs.

06-11-2015, 01:20 PM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Use a microwave. About five minutes at full power after putting in the frozen food and the snake. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-13-2015, 05:23 PM	#2
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Nope... Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-13-2015, 05:31 PM	#3
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Eh, who needs sleep? Sleep is highly overrated. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-21-2015, 09:28 PM	#4
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Nope, nope, nope... Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-22-2015, 02:38 PM	#5
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Yeah, they don't calls 'em "customers" so much as "bait". __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-22-2015, 10:30 PM	#6
Pamela Deplorable Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 767	President Michelle Obama Heard in a CB discussion today. I may not sleep for a month!

06-29-2015, 11:18 PM	#7
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Nope, nope, fuckin' nope!!!!! __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-02-2015, 07:35 AM	#9
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Know what to do. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-02-2015, 08:19 AM	#10
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	don't move, huge spider, while I look you up on the internet to figure out whether to smash you

07-02-2015, 02:12 PM	#11
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Arkansas boy wakes in pain and pulls a 4 inch centipede out of his ear. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-07-2015, 01:38 PM	#13
Carruthers Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Buckinghamshire UK Posts: 4,059	Deadly snake makes escape via 20ft-high telephone wire Police reveal alarmed locals living in Anglesey, North Wales, reported seeing a Burmese python crawling along the wire and down a drainpipe A deadly python terrified locals by making a bid for freedom across a telephone wire 20ft in the air. In scenes "like a horror film" the 12ft-long pet snake escaped from its tank before slithering upstairs and escaping from a bedroom window. Police were called after alarmed locals living in Anglesey, North Wales, reported seeing the Burmese python crawling along the wire and down a drainpipe. Sergeant Rob Taylor, from North Wales Police's rural crime unit, took to Twitter to share skin-crawling pictures of the snake on Monday afternoon. He said the snake had managed to make it across the wire to the opposite house and was halfway down the drainpipe before it was finally captured. The python - who hasn't been named - was returned safely to his owner with advice on keeping him secure. Tweeting from his @NWPRuralCrime account Sgt Taylor: "The vast majority of people who own reptiles keep them in secure tanks - but for those who don't this is a timely reminder to do so." Other web users living on the Welsh island expressed their horror at the image of the python's high-wire escape act. Timothy Rees Davies wrote on Facebook: "It looks like something from a horror film. They can be very dangerous, its lucky somebody spotted it. It could killed someone, no joke." While Mary Lewis tweeted: "I would have ran a mile. It sends chills down my spine just looking at it." Henry Peters added: "Where's Samuel L Jackson when you need him? Forget Hollywood, we need him here in Anglesey." The Burmese python is native to a large variation of tropic and sub-tropic areas of Southern and Southeast Asia. It is of the five largest snakes in the world and capable of constricting an adult to death. They often live near water but are good climbers and can be found in the treetops of jungles catching birds. Special care is required when handling them as a three-metre long Burmese python is capable of killing a child and a five-metre long snake is capable of overpowering and killing a fully grown adult. Daily Telegraph __________________

07-07-2015, 03:00 PM	#14
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I think that's rather lovely, actually. I wouldn't want it in my rat cage (or my bed!) but I wouldn't describe seeing it 20 feet up as a horror movie. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

07-07-2015, 03:07 PM	#15
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Kill it. Kill it with ICBMs. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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