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Old 08-08-2012, 09:57 AM   #31
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I just want to,
Fall in love with Jesus,
I just want to,
Feel his vast behind,
Find that supple butt,
Reinsert my,
fullness in his bum,
So I'm just going to,
Take my time and Viagara,
My meat beats out of line,
The fist is gone,
I'm still hard,
My love drives into his ear,
So the question is,
How much can you take??
Ahh. Another P'TAHK! Or maybe your a lo'Be Vos. Naw. Yer just a Yintagh.
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Old 08-08-2012, 10:11 AM   #32
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@Brianna: I guess I am a nerd, and it doesn't bother me to be one.

I understand Jim's usual mode of operation, and sometimes I do find it funny.
The difference with JBK is that Jim knows he is taunting JBK --- but JBK doesn't.

I find such taunting offensive, because it is contemptuous.
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Old 08-08-2012, 10:27 AM   #33
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Ahh. Another P'TAHK! Or maybe your a lo'Be Vos. Naw. Yer just a Yintagh.
Sop wI' Ha'DIbaH
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Old 08-08-2012, 10:56 AM   #34
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Well played. At least someone 'round here knows how to 'look it up.'
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Old 08-08-2012, 10:58 AM   #35
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I thought Jim was responding to the thread drift actually. Someone suggested that the poem sounded like Jb wanted to have sex with Jebus, then a little nudge of 'yeah but you would though'from Jim, then I took thimgs firmly into the gutter with the comment about his holes, and Jim's Jesus Fucking Christ joke kind of followed from that.

That's not deliberately taunting JB that's riffing on each other's warped humour :p
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Old 08-08-2012, 11:26 AM   #36
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Quick...get some mothballs!
careful...

















first you have to pry their tiny legs apart.
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Old 08-08-2012, 11:40 AM   #37
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Incidentally: I don't know about others, but I much prefer the term 'geek' to 'nerd'.

Because everybody knows, the geeks shall inherit the earth. That's all I'm saying.
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Old 08-08-2012, 11:41 AM   #38
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careful...

















first you have to pry their tiny legs apart.

Boomshaka!


[eta] Kinda makes you wonder how they get flyspray...?
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Old 08-08-2012, 12:13 PM   #39
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so this IS a satanic web site I knew...
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Old 08-08-2012, 12:15 PM   #40
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so this IS a satanic web site I knew...
Is it Satanic to want to make love to the person you love?
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Old 08-08-2012, 12:19 PM   #41
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Sometimes.
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Old 08-08-2012, 12:20 PM   #42
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Old 08-08-2012, 12:34 PM   #43
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Is it Satanic to want to make love to the person you love?
I think it's satanic to make Jesus out to be a whore monger.
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Old 08-08-2012, 02:38 PM   #44
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I think it's satanic to make Jesus out to be a whore monger.
I don't think anybody's trying to do that, JB. Consensual sex can be a beautiful thing in every sense of the word.
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Old 08-08-2012, 03:14 PM   #45
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Nerd, geek...whatever. It is said with love and a little bit of awe.


GeekNerds - I salute you. If it weren't for my awesome eyeliner, I might even BE one.
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