Quotes and Stuff

[John Sellers]

Favorite Machete quotes:

• Padre Benito del Toro (to Machete): I absolve you of all your sins. Now, get the fuck out!
• Machete: Machete don't text.
• Sartana: We didn't cross the border; the border crossed us!
• Sartana: Well, there's the law and there's what's right. I'm gonna do what's right.
• Padre Benito del Toro (to a henchman he's about to kill): God has mercy. I don't!
• Sartana: Yes, I am a woman of the law. And there are lots of laws. But if they don't offer us justice, then they aren't laws! They are just lines drawn in the sand by men who would stand on your back for power and glory.

[Gravdigr]

"Looking cool is the easiest way to mediocrity. The coolest guy in my high school ended up working at a car wash. Once you push yourself into something new, a whole new world of opportunities opens up."

"Embrace failure. Never, never quit. Get very comfortable with that uneasy feeling of going against the grain and trying something new. It will constantly take you places you never thought you could go. This has been my mantra for years."

~Terry Crews

[Gravdigr]

“We should sink Todd Akin...if he’s found mysteriously murdered, don’t look for my whereabouts!”

~Karl Rove

[Gravdigr]

"The angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat."

~Beavis