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Old 12-10-2012, 12:00 PM   #1
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"There was a mouse here in 1942. Yeah, a mouse. And a cat. Smells like the cat got the mouse. Over here I smell a possum, 1954 vintage, by the bouquet. I love possum, I wonder where it went. Imma pretend I have to pee, when I get outside Imma hunt possum. Or maybe squirrel."
Brilliant! And accurate, too

Sent by thought transference.
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Old 12-10-2012, 12:43 PM   #2
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I would like to freestyle a rap about Pearl.
First, I will go to rhymes dotcom and look up all that rhymes with Pearl
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Old 12-10-2012, 02:21 PM   #3
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she's deaf so it really doesn't matter if it rhymes exact-like
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Old 12-10-2012, 02:43 PM   #4
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What?
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Old 12-10-2012, 04:22 PM   #5
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It means he can do slant rhymes!!!
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Old 12-11-2012, 11:45 AM   #6
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It means he can do slant rhymes!!!
Racist.
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Old 12-12-2012, 06:09 AM   #7
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Racist.
it can't be helped. I was brought up that way. My mother indoctrinated me.

she extremely involved in Robert Louis Stevenson, Emily Dickinson, Louisa May Alcott---all those racists.
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Old 12-10-2012, 04:30 PM   #8
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Slant rhymes ...?
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Old 12-10-2012, 09:02 PM   #9
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It means he can do slant rhymes!!!
Nononono.

Any time anyone mentions hearing, you say, "what?"

It's a thing.
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Old 12-11-2012, 08:18 AM   #10
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Nononono.

Any time anyone mentions hearing, you say, "what?"

It's a thing.
What?
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Old 12-10-2012, 09:48 PM   #11
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I bled the fuckin thing. Now I have heating oil all over my hands, shoes, the floor of the basement, the empty Wawa cup which could not be placed correctly and the monkey wrench that served as a 3/8" wrench until it loosened as it always does because it is a ridiculous tool. AS AM I.

And no actual fucking heat, same symptom.

I AM THE ONE THEY ARE WORRIED ABOUT TRYING TO FIX THE FURNACE BY THEMSELVES
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Old 12-11-2012, 01:34 AM   #12
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I bled the fuckin thing. Now I have heating oil all over my hands, shoes, the floor of the basement, the empty Wawa cup which could not be placed correctly and the monkey wrench that served as a 3/8" wrench until it loosened as it always does because it is a ridiculous tool. AS AM I.

And no actual fucking heat, same symptom.

I AM THE ONE THEY ARE WORRIED ABOUT TRYING TO FIX THE FURNACE BY THEMSELVES
Remember what I said about the shallow box or pan with cat litter?
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Old 12-11-2012, 08:16 AM   #13
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I bled the fuckin thing. Now I have heating oil all over my hands, shoes, the floor of the basement, the empty Wawa cup which could not be placed correctly and the monkey wrench that served as a 3/8" wrench until it loosened as it always does because it is a ridiculous tool. AS AM I.

And no actual fucking heat, same symptom.

I AM THE ONE THEY ARE WORRIED ABOUT TRYING TO FIX THE FURNACE BY THEMSELVES
Fuck. That blows.
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Old 12-10-2012, 11:30 PM   #14
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Old 12-10-2012, 11:39 PM   #15
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UT, have a cigarette to calm you down. With all that oil about, it might solve your heating problem too. Possibly permanently.

Srsly, sorry about this PITA. I'd try to help, but I don't know squat about heaters.
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